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The way I feel. About you.
that he likes to watch girls.
Makes sense.
You're both angry and upset and...
So, hypothetically, what do you wish you could do to him?
What, no rollicking adventures in the dorm?
No, you're not. It's not that. It's just...
- I wish you'd told me. - I kinda didn't wanna admit it to myself.
That's disgusting. What did it look like?
Well, now, let's see. Who's obsessed with Buffy?
And then we can invite over some strangers and ask them to feed you candy.
How?
And a lot of monsters.
cos you had sex with that.
What?
He really did. Look, I wish that...
Look at him.
It just feels good to be with someone who understands.
What if all you dreamed about was that magical day
thinking that it has to be my fault somehow.
Because I don't love you.
Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard.
Maybe this is a good chance to try that out.
That's Sit Around and Watch the Rest of your Life Turn to Crap Guy.
It's not the same.
Thing about it is, none of this was my idea. I didn't ask to be human.
It's not like living with family, or sharing a room with someone you...
So there was no child support in, like, 11 years. Not a single cheque.
- I'm gone for a couple of months... - Did I tell you about the demon eggs?
and we're the only ones who are really alive.
Take him on myself, if it wasn't for my little handicap.
I hurt you, and you hit me back. Very mature.
- If it happened to me, I'd... - Wish his penis would explode?
Shudder, gasp. It must be true.
and I feel sick,
if my sister was chosen to protect the world from tax audits.
There. Got it.
Maybe some day this week after class?
Congratulations. They all still love you. Even after what you did to me.
Me, too. The using part.
Those are metaphor intestines. You're not in any real pain.
Here.
I don't want you around dangerous things that can kill you.
How long you been away?