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She says I need to be on Xanax, and double my dose of Zoloft
-I'm sorry, are you for real?
holy shit!
Well prices have leveled off though, right?
He hasn't move all day.
-So, you want to know what the top-20 selling mortgage bonds are?
That's funny eh?
That is what I want
Sir, yeah, i know, do you have the wrong front-point? Cause there is another front-point in this same building that is Baum's
We are going to wait, and we are going to wait
This is exactly what the Michigan State Pension fund has been looking for!
You can't call me back for a week?
Dr. Burry!
We just sold 200 million in credit-swaps for mortgage-bonds
I assume no risk for this produce myself Mark
People will withdraw their money, Kenny.
Being nice and fat.... That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?
Ninja Loan: no income, job or assets
Tell em I'll be there in a minute
They're gonna lose their houses, They're gonna lose their jobs, They're gonna lose their p..
How I feel right now bro
Let’s not talk about my Man Games by the way
We'll be in touch, send some paperwork over.
Start to sell my position
and the big banks were clueless! Didn't I say that?
Home-prices are soaring, that means the homes are dead,not assets
Look Im a palette guy
This is me being honest here okay.
The banks will think we're either high, or having a stroke
Alan Greenspan, one of the architects of the whole crisis, was scheduled to speak
The housing market is propped up on these bad loans.
I may have been early… But I’m not wrong
Business is good!
Tons!, Ehm....
I understand perfectly Bob! Want the deal?
Here's a number! Every one percent unemployment goes up,
I HAD HUMAN RIGHTS FRIENDS
We're Early
One second! -We're going, we're going!
Look at him...
I never said I was the hero of this story
No problem Dr. Burry
I'm in commodities.
They Call me bubble boy
Nice Belt, Brad do they make it for men :-)
Here's world-famous chef Anthony Bourdain to explain.
Thanks Charlie! Still living with your mom?
W-w-w-w one of the hallmarks of mania.
I hope there's some Cuban restaurants on the way there,
Okay, Hi!
.. and seize a web, for there are no more worlds to conquer
Wild Goaltending….Dogshit
How do you know?
they keep calling us Brownhall
won't talk to me anymore
Yeah, I took a good hard look at the CDO's you want to short.
You're managing a fund of what? 555 million?
I set the price, whatever price i want.
OK, I'll call Deutsche Bank
Yeah, here we go Chris on my left, Chris, on my left!
You're Ok?
Ben Ricker
Just when i start thinking you guys are clowns!
302
James says i can always refinance!
Or that fraud... is mean
When I make 70 cents of a blue chip stock day trade
I met my wife on Match.com
Now, Anyone who knows me, knows..
So.... You're offering us a chance to short this pile of blocks?
I think we should buy more GME
WHAT ARE YOU? FOUR?
-That's really cool! Yeah!
God I pulled a muscle in my back from yelling
But Ben was dark...
Not our fault, simply the way the world works.
Can we just go home?
And if it seems almost too perfect... trust me!
Fine... OK... Goldman....
You guys said you wanted a PG Now you have a PG
secured a net-short position yourselves, so you're free to mark my swaps accurately for once.
Ok...
Michael, do you hear me. I want my money back
I have to take this -He must be from Bank of America!
Wait, has that asshole not been paying his mortgage?
PATHABLE, NO PATHABLE...I LIKE TO MAKE MONEY
Yeah, you got to have somebody to repeat so you don't sound dumb, but come on....
And I wonder, I wonder, what your incentives might be.
of payment, in case of solvency issues with the bank.
I'm supposed to be getting him to invest in a fund,
CDO's are dogshit wrapped in catshit.
Why'd you bring us out here?
For the past two years, my insides have felt, like they're eating themselves.
hmm.. ask anyone...hmm, pleasure to work with.
Woohoo!
You're just what I've been looking for!
I don't know if it's the first one -Just try it!
CAB!!
He was Jared Vennett, Vennett
Bye everybody!
Deal! Same here!
Actually no-one can see a bubble, that's what makes it a bubble
The therapist called.... You did it again!
Look at his eyes! I'll give you a hint..
Nah, Fuck you very much!
He thought the whole world was going down!
Vennett's asking us to post collateral
OK... Hey did I hear you're expecting?
That's a good thing right? That means that this Vennett guy is not wrong!
Ben Ricker and dirty bomb in the same sentence
If we get a hunting license, we can short this crap
Michael, how are you guy?!
No one reads them Only the lawyers read them
They're selling their dogshit CDO's
Short everything that woman has touched
The second my son screws up,
They call me chicken little. They call
somebody else is gonna wanna make a bet on the outcome of their bet!
And...
Can we see the paperwork on those?
By approximately 8 percent.
How come nobody's talking about this?
So... whenever you hear sub-prime... think: Shit
ehm.. This market will last!
Honey, I do think the economy might collapse!
Did you know.... They're going up!
No, I take it, you have no plans to sell your two-hundred million in Bear-stock
Yes, there's some shady shit going down!
Wait, wait... He wanted to short housing bonds?
OK.. Hi.... how are you?! -Have a seat!
Your shit might be taking on water
Here's a number, every 1% unemployment goes up.. what's Brad Pit's next line?
Bye Jared!
Boom, yeah man BOOM!
DOG SHIT WRAPPED IN CAT SHIT
Says you?
You still have some faith in the system don't you?
I assume no risk for these products myself, mark
Grow up Jamie!
There's a nice way to say that Vinnie...
Yes.. it is, Yes.
They ARE correlated!
Chris...
Seeds are gonna be the new currency!
What the fuck is a synthetic CDO?
And not those Frankenseeds from Monsanto, I'm talking about good healthy organic seeds.
thank you...
Good luck with that
I need to talk to my wife