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Okay, I'll take that bet!
Is it maybe in your best interest to have the ratings changed? Is it, perhaps?
I've already been to the Gym, I had two poached eggs, and I played blackjack with Harry Dean Stanton
Sure about that? The collateral calls could bankrupt you!
Down 17 percent for the year, but if they trust me, and they trust me!
How's your brother by the way?
Follows a tumultuous few months of market volatility, and fear for the world economy...
If you'll excuse me Dr. Burry, that seems like a foolish investment.
By the way, these risky mortgages are called: Sub-Prime.
Who gives a shit?
I like to make money
Palo Alto has a Nobu now
While the whole world was having a big old party, few outsiders and weirdos saw what no-one else could.
ZERO!
Every bond and CDO-salesman, sub-prime lender and swap-trader is gonna be there
I don’t talk about that
Holy shit!
So, in order to protect investors from this fraudulent market
,,,saw it by doing something you suckers never thought to do : I looked.
This bond gentlemen... Is AAA-Rating!
Lawrence.... I don't know how to be sarcastic!
I thought you were for real Casey You know, I have to say, I really did!
Would I take stock advice from him? No.
And I never said that!
Hey Ben it's Jamie!
Mark, if Morgan goes under, we end up with nothing!
Dogshit wrapped in catshit.
everybody wants swaps Tankers are now the most popular product on the street
So now he's going to short the bonds
the whole world right now
I don't want that kind of business!
And a condo..
The default-rates are already up from one to four percent fellas.
The knew claims could be faster It just hurt the business model
Strap yourself in!
It's important to understand, because it's what allowed the housing crisis
It's not my fault dude! I've been paying!
OK, look.. If home-prices don't go up,
Now you see what i had to deal with!
Wow! A lot of people seem very motivated.
is making billions off screwing over people this way.
Fine, fine, honey, you know what, i will consider it, but honestly....
If, if if the funds capitol drops too much....
The upper-tranches are affected and they go to zero.
Hold on, say that again!
You'll get caught -We're at thirty-seven
You know you pass yourselves off as cynical people but.... you’ve still got faith in the system
Give it a 92 / 93 percent AAA-rating, no questions asked...
So, Stop!
But that should lay to rest any concerns about the bank self!
Shit!
Look, Ben!
So let me get this straight
I have full autonomy when it comes to investment strategy
Ehm... I'm not sure what you want me to say
. .
That's hilarious!
Look at yourselves!
are you crazy Jer?
Fuck! Yeah! I want him to be right!
Please don't tell me it's more than four!
Yeah baby!
And somehow... we , eh.. know before anyone else.
Or they care about what actresses went into rehab!
with a 110 thousand Jamie had saved taking sailboats up and down the east-coast.
They give you clients, they give you money to run your business,
I'm Charlie, I'm Charlie Geller, I'm Jamie, Jamie Shipley.. Hi!
Until further notice.
So .. I get the job? I really think i could help you fund.
u/DeepFucking Value
They’re bragging.
Twenty five million!
Lewis, Can you come early tomorrow, please?
Absolutely, they're complete shit!
I don't think i have the strip-club in me tonight I'm just gonna get some drinks around.
How are you fucking us?
They didn't even clean up the counter
When the hell did we forget all that?
And, and... If we're wrong
Call Vennett, call that little shit! -Call Vennett!
I'll call you later.
When your layoff date gets moved... For the third time
Am i? Or is this douche-bag?
You'll clear two-hundred mill Mark!
So, how many people have you talked to about this trade? - A few.
Well, my firm offers a ninja loan.
A sampler platter of sampler platters.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR DIARY.
Alright, let's say...
You and I?
And you are wrong sir!
2.3 billion
Who are you a drug-dealer or a banker?
I wanna buy.... swaps on mortgage bonds
Somewhere along the line, these B's and BB's went from a little risky to dogshit.
Our agreement allows me, to take extraordinary measures
OK, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely
I had fashion friends
A ratings shop
when you add thousands of them all bundled together
Oh... we just moved here from Boulder.
Well, the delinquency-rates do have people worried, but they're actually within our models
Jamie, you know you're not supposed to use this line.
It’s an opportunity
Oh and Bear, what about Bear? They have some apprehensible product!
and when the pile gets large enough, the whole is suddenly considered 'Diversified'.
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! -I just leave? That's just fucking great, I can talk to whomever the hell I want!
I know, we have to get Ben to do it!
I miss Colorado anyway. The weed's better!
This business... Kills the part of life that is essential! The part, that has nothing to do with business
Pompous dumb Wall-streeters be wildly wrong
Folks!
They don't ask questions, don't understand the rates.
I'm not, and never have been.... familiar
Make yourself a garden, learn to live off the land!
Your bet is against their money,
you just don't have the money or the reputation, don't take it personal!
Sharpen your pencils, I'll get the paperwork ready
I may have been early, but I'm not wrong.
Jesus, come on!
It's very cool!
Their credit actually isn't bad enough for him.
Everybody wants our swaps
It would also apply to your payments if the value of the mortgage-fund goes up
There's no way you're marketing these swaps appropriately!
I can't answer that!
You guys said you wanted to get rich! -Now you're rich!
The Morgan Stanley risk-guys are here -They called in Kathy Tao
Really? But the housing market is rock-solid!
No-one on the planet is betting against Double-A's
3-to-1 odds?
So get this.... Cynthia.. Guys!
Time to get our life-jacket and get out.
In the years that followed, hundreds of bankers and rating-agency's executives went to jail.
a hundred, maybe two-hundred people would show
Tony...I don't know how to be sarcastic!
Schmuck! Fuck you! -Fuck you!
Pffff
NatGas
Thank you. - Fucking A Jared!
When your layoff date gets moved... For the third tim
Fuck responsibility! Are you kidding me?
you scared the shit out of me!
So I... Ted did ask ehm.. to do us some meeting in front.
d- d- deal, we need a deal, right, a deal.
Hey, Hey, Hey!
Do you have any idea what you just did?
<whispers> kinda hard one to deal with...
Jared
The ... eh....Top-20 selling mortgage bonds
Ben, look!
Even though the bond-value is going up? Really?
你怎么能睡着觉的 你不怕半夜鬼敲门吗
I say, when we sell
Is that acceptable Dr. Burry?
And no-one is paying attention.
NatGas
pure pats, hybrid pats i like to make money
He'd let it go for that.... I don't
And sure... Swaps are a dark market so...
after VTLab results discussion
it's strange... -No, no!