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There's still warns!
Ninja Loan: no income, no job or assets
Eh....
are, are, are, of the highest quality
That's my cab, that's my cab, That is my cab!
So now anybody who has a boss,
You're twenty minutes away!
Nobody said that!
Now
<whispers> this is all rock-solid by now
Even when i try to compliment... it somehow... it comes out wrong....
So I've come to the solemn realization that I must close down the fund
Do you realize that? -Alright, let's crunch some numbers,
Quit the whole game in disgust!
Eighty-five
There's a lot of smuck-looking people in here huh!?
Yep, Yeah we're going, Let's go!
And I'm getting madder and madder, and i ask him.
make money
You were terrific!
secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once
We took a look and they're way worse then even he realizes -These things don't even make sense Ben.
I don't talk about that.
That's right! These lucky sons of bitches caught wind
Our investment-strategy was simple.
Bye now!
So, my odds are good
It's Cynthia, I'll be in the office in twenty minutes.
Forget it, I'm not giving out any life-hooks
who leaves me hanging... Is he the fucked up one?
In the end Lewis Rainier's mortgage backed security mutated into a monstrosity that collapsed the whole world economy
Takže CDO je hromada hoven zabalená v hnoji
What else is new?
and we put em in a pile...
You motherfucker!
No, fuck that! -Shit!
But, at lest we're gonna see some of them go to jail.
I- I- It's now or never, Mark
Fuck him! -You can't come in late and hijack the entire session!
on Credit Default Swaps for mortgage backed securities
No-one on the pole has good credit, and they're all cash-rich.
get to keep all of it, all of it!
Hey.... How are ya?
and everyone wants sput sput is the most popular product on the street
Why did you do this with us?
Realists versus the fools
Shut your fucking mouth!
Yeah bitch better like me Send her ass to Cabo
I told her we're not selling shit!
Ben Ricker was a former trader in Singapore for Chase.
How are you fucking us?
It's possible
Think it was strange when...
Hold on...
So we're interesting in shorting some of the AA-tranches of CDO's
Does our bull have a response?
Actually, no one can see a bubble. That's what makes it a bubble
Bennie Daniel -You know how to make a muffin?
Hello?
Hey There's a Bubble
I don't want to talk to dad! Okay, I love you too, save your money!
This salad's .... Oh.. hmmm good!
You know you passed yourselves off as cynical people but you’ve still got faith in the system...
Absolutely! We can make it one-hundred million.
contact me at
[email protected]
These are percentages of
The institute of sub-prime assets also reported a rise of prices
Okay, we'll talk later.
Boris Said we can go out for 1 walk a day.....
Being a crafty and morally honorous chef that i am...
That we are in a completely fraudulent system.
You worried you, and your swaps were getting played?
I lost so much! -There is no perfect way to help
Uh, gentlemen...
You guys should start your own garden!
What do you think you'd find? -I don't know
Banks took the money the American people gave them
Spain is teetering
Yeah, I'd say about ninety percent
-You read them? I read.... Yeah!
You have a pool of 50 million in sub-prime loans
I wanted to discuss your marks, make sure they're fair!
You have a good relationship with Merrill-Lynch?
This is your basic mortgage bond.
Sure!
Brownfield Funds? - Yes! yes!
Lay off date gets moved... Again
You can read our agreement.
I always get option to pay adjustable, I'm a private contractor, i need the flexibility.
After Results discussion today
I write: Therapist
You tell Jeff at Goldman that I'm not transferring funds, this is bullshit!
Oh my god dude,we...
And Danny Moses, the optimist of the bunch.
Aren't they filled with fucking thousands of pages of mortgages?
can't do that
You know what... I'm a mean guy and I'm pissed off!
Cause you're going to make so much fucking money!
What’s that smell??
Hola, soy Adrian Pachon.
Wow!
So, do applicants ever get rejected?
Why?
In basketball it's called the Hot-Hand-Fallacy
My one concern is, is that.. eh.. when the bonds fail..
<whispers>Listen.. I don't think this will work .....
What about the ratings-agencies? Moody's, S&P? Are they downgrading the CDO's or mortgage bonds
im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line
This is Google Ads Forrest If you offer us free money we are going to take it
I'm gonna call my mom
No way, No!
Michael....
-But you're happy when you're unhappy!
Average people are going to be the ones, -that are going to have to pay for all of this.
I took a rash of shit for two years. But...
Mark, do you hear me?
I'm not feeling remotely confident that we're right
Ninety million
No, no, no!
That's great! I'd love to see Mark Baum run a Bed and Breakfast!
I offered him fucking money!
and when the majority of these adjustable rates kick in.... in '07
You tell me how much you're worth!
H-H-H How can the value of an insurance-contract
Ben had real experience in a big bank,
A's ... Zero.
No, eh, eh, I am not four!
You guys are sick.. You're sick!
He won a national maths competition.. In China!
Ok... Fine! How angry
throw all this unsold fish, which is the BBB-level of bond, in the garbage?
No, I'm really not doing anything right now!
I'm floating my resume to some big banks!
Banking Crisis 2024
Yeah!
Collateralized Debt Obligations
Eh... i want to be certain,
eh, we pay ... eh... roughly...
What's the ABX at?
He worked with Baum at a previous firm, and couldn't figure out why no-one listened to Baum.
His name is Yang!
-How can these underlying bonds be... as bad as you say?
There were.. Very......
secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my swaps accurately for once