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Get the fuck out of here!
You bought into a rigged game
And that, is an opportunity.
It’s just a little bit of a gulley
This is a certainty.
Yes, over ninety percent -It's incredible!
And it's Morgan-Stanley
So...
What... is that?
Short everything that guy has touched
One billion four-hundred-seventy millions
I haven't talked to Hank, but yes he does.
Do you want to talk about that?
Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.
That's palpable
What the fuck is that? Who's fucked up in that scenario?
She says, this job is making me unhappy.
Loan to Value.... maybe 5
With something called a credit default swap.
10-to-1, 20-to-1.... No way!
Right, remember that when you meet with guys from Bear!
And then... one day, almost thirty years later, in 2008
The best part is.... They're eating 3 day old halibut!
they're bragging
Mark?
I haven't heard a peep about that!
Zero!
And then meet me over at Standard & Poors, we're gonna talk to Georgia
I'm sorry, do you smell that, what is that? - What?
You're running around like you have to right every wrong in the world.
That's my opinion! -Aw, we bought these fucking things, and we have no clue how to sell them
And the housing market in San- Jose.
15 million she wins!
You're convinced the underlying mortgages in these bonds are solid loans?
We should change our name!
fixed rate, thirty years, boring! Same, small payoff. Right!
Hey, there’s a bubble
And I'll give you 3-to-1 odds!
Is there a housing bubble? And if there is... how exposed are the banks?
You're saying they're all asleep at the wheel?
That's right!
Yeah, I, I, I thi, I think you mean.. That you've..
Cynthia's no joke, she could actually make him move to Vermont!
Is pretty confusing right?
Hey!
Our friend Michael Burry found out,
Mark, that's not all...
Nobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymore
About twenty times!
Let’s stop using my cuz’s by the way
Make yourself a garden, learn to live off the land! - A fucking lunatic!
I've always been.. more comfortable.. when alone.
But we're not in the Merrill-Lynch building!
Surely, they're motivated right?
This is..... crazy stuff!
They knew the tax-payers would bail them out, they weren't stupid, they just didn't care!
Ofcourse we're gonna have to see how the markets react
I end up taking any appointment and my whole morning gets shot to hell!
I've decided to restrict investor withdrawals
Yeah and eh.. other people -That sounds nice!
Everydody wants $LOT $LOT is now the most popular product on the street.
Give me my money back.
Seventy!
What's our goal?
His small team his... distrust of the system.
Our financial institutions are strong
Look, Ben...
They're all getting screwed you know!
Come on
Then maybe we'll talk about calling Ben - I don't wanna crunch the numbers,
Five, if you use the helicopter!
Zero!
It's more twisted, than i could have imagined!
How many loans do you write each month?
Which one he prefers, cause he's very specific! -Just pick the first one
A sample platter of sampler platters.
We can do BBB-level swaps at 500 basis points, maybe!
This is crazy!
I was right And everyone else was wrong
No!
But... some of the fresh doesn't sell..
Climate scientists to The uk media Re the heat wave
a billion dollars
No Income-verification.
I'm gonna buy it.
An awkward social manner,
Whatever! But, one day his Rabbi told his mom why.
I smell money...
That i know, for a fact, are filled with 95 percent sub-prime shit.
So.. hold on.. So mortgage bonds are dogshit?
They're charging penny's on the dollar to bet against Double-A's
What's in Vegas? -Vegas!
It's a lot of money! I get it, I can feel you judging me.
In our residential sector...
I took a rash of shit for two years But I was right
It was a fucking snooze!
I probably got cell-phone and WiFi-service
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the
I've been trying to call him, but he won't get back to me
I am going to try to find moral redemption at the roulette table
The assholes at the big banks, are gonna take..
Didn't I say it? -Yes you did, you did!
Doesn't it make you feel bored.... or stupid....
Jesus!
He has so many numbers, and i always forget,
I'm gonna make a fortune
that your sub-prime losses will stop at five percent!
I think we're far apart
Alright, the originals were simple.
I'm looking for a Harvey Humpsy
Metro Capitol backed you four years ago when you were a Doctor with a
Everyone was wrong!
I say when we sell!
Look at the theta-graphics, you can see that the CDO's are worth zero!
Yes, Morgan has suffered some losses, but our liquidity is strong,
No, no this isn't a joke -you gotta start unwinding...
So has he found any?
I appreciate that!
How come nobody's talking about this?
There's definitely some interest.
You know what they care about? They care about the ballgame!
I don't think like a bank
core mortgage-shorts on the swaps
Every one percent unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die
We are going to wait, until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed
Adjustables are bread and honey
It's been driving me crazy! -Fine!
Paul is a fine boy and Mark is an excellent student of the Torah and Talmud
Could you please stop being such a buzz-kill dude!
Every, E- E- Anyone can see there's a real-estate bubble
Credit default swap, that will pay off...
that you create
Sorry... We're not alone.
That was funny
UIUC Students
im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line
Or even better.....
Vinnie, are you there?
I think we should buy more namibian uranium developers
I don't understand!
Pay on time.
Hey Gentlemen, let's get some money in here. Let's make some money! What do you say?!
of those variable rate-packages were gobbled up by the
Or... you're, you're wrong.
Some fund-manager from California, fucking crazy right?!
Dr. Burry's office
Chris, give em the key-cords!
I don't know, you tell me
I'd call it, improbable
Like they did!
But we started four years ago, with a hundred-ten thousand.
and then... and then... cause he wanted the one on the eighth floor.
Well actually, we're about to invest in housing bonds.
Just answer the question Georgia, can you name one time in the past year?
A Fucking lunatic!
Look, Michael...