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Look, I'm a yield guy
-Wha.. wait... -Aren't those mortgages made up of
garage-band hedge-fund that thinks it's the apocalypse.
The American Securitization Forum is there next week
Ah, if you need the.. ehm, Files for 2005
There are always markers!
Coz, I've been paying my rent!
That's not good.
Well, we don't understand why the ratings-agencies haven't downgraded sub-prime bonds
Sure i'll Hodl
Will we be upgrading to Magento 2.1.3
Nobody knows what's in them!
They're independent markets, They're not always correlated!
A few people have us in, just to laugh at me on this deal, is that you?
No way! -Look!
-Mortgage backed securities, sub-prime loans, tranches....
Please explain that to me! There's no way that makes sense!
Em.. I have prospectuses on,
good time for my voice to go
Huh!
10r, 2k i like to make money
Not even Baum or Berry thought to short the Double-A's
We're gathering information, we're not advertising our short-position!
50 million.. hmm..
We can... But are you sure?
TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPID AND ILLEGAL AND I WILL HAVE MY WIFE'S BROTHER ARRESTED
I actually feel pretty sick
Yes, we had to take some losses in our sub-prime department last year,
Even if they have no money?
Good, then get out! Say hi to Lawrence for me! and both do!
Fraud and short-sighted thinking have never ever worked
I'll set you up with a face-to-face
Large Cap Small Cap I like to make money
Are you fucking kidding me? Those fuckers, those motherfuckers!
I guess....
His face was so smashed!
Michael, that's highly distressing!
So i want great pay-off!
So what if it does seem interesting?
I'm gonna call my mom...
So what do you say?
We've all done very well, look... Why don't you just stick with stocks....
What you gotta do is get your soil off petrol chemicals,
For Jamie and Charlie, the housing market doomsday prediction was music to their ears!
I mean, why shouldn't we back out of this trade right now?
Now!
So I was right.
We'll be just like the rest of them
You Have A Very Nice Haircut, You Do It Yourself?
All fine, hehe!
How I Feel about This New Years
Cool
Famous bull-ish investor
when...
No I just parlay it with a bunch of othershit that doesn’t hit
No, he actually prefers that you e-mail him. Excuse me!
Aaah, my eye-doctor is always busy
Let's see what you got.
Everyday i think you're gonna talk about it, and you're gonna do!
I gotta stand for this
Did you know.. They're going up?
the bonds.... I'd like to .. eh...
Turns out i have large thing, called an epididymis
Want to do another movie?
You are an incredibly...
Now we get to kick em in the teeth!
This Uzi is fucking awesome!
Mortgages defaults have gone through the roof!
Holy shit
The money came raining down!
But the good news is Vinnie, you're not gonna care
Yet you quote us a higher price on the bonds
That's not what this is, that's just how Mark is.
do all bitches jump ship? yes.
Every fucking thing!
Everyone's wrong...
I’m floating my resume to some big banks
Synthetic ICOs
Garibaldi-4 Triple-B
And then, in the middle of the call where I had realized he had the wrong front-point.
Opportunity!
I look him in the face and i say:
How?
Dr. Burry? -Yah!
There's a bubble!
People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.
showing eighteen, dealer showing seven That's a really good hand for Selena!
As unemployment goes up 1%...
So...
Are you serious? Fuck!
Thank you Ben!
I believe... maybe... it's because of... my glass eye.
What do we got? -Garibaldi's are BBB!
The modern ones are different.
So, sub-prime loans go bad,
Jamie and Charlie found: Markets will sell options very cheaply on things they think will never happen.
Even 20-to-1 return, and it's already slowly going bust.
Yeah, sure!
All social interf.. actions are awkward for me and for the.... person
Yes, yes, There's someone, absolutely!
Yeah! My whole department is long on this stuff.
I'm here on my own dime
The lowest rated B's getting paid last, taking on defaults first.
But then they ran out of mortgages to put in them.
Yo, I'm young yet, i can still do something with my life!
I need to unload the AIG and country-wide Freddy Mac positions
Grown-ups
Hi Charlie, Yeah I did, Hold on!
Look Ben, the system fucked up in a big, big way here, OK?
You got a big mouth, and you like to run it
̶F̶A̶S̶H̶I̶O̶N̶ HUMAN RIGHTS
My god Mike!
We're not really a part of it, we invest in financial service companies.
Alright, we could, we could go to forty
First of all, great show today!
wait... for instance
But there were some who saw it coming.
Am i gonna have to leave?
I just need to know how these could possibly be correlated.
right after you've been working in financial regulation right?
There must be some kind of law against working for a financial institution
That is until Lewis Rainieri came on the scene at Salomon Brothers
When it hits 12 and you know you’re out with the boys tonight
Morgan's stock has lost half its value, it's down to 23,10
What the hell is going on?
So the banks started filling these bonds with riskier and riskier mortgages
We can't even model them -It's a hundred times bigger than the NBS
You guys said you wanted a PG! Now you have a PG!
See you in the morning! -Yeah.
Ah really? -Yeah!
Alright, I'll buy that.
as I was saying, our residential sector -uh huh, and how are the kids?
I love Selena Gomez!
Excuse us!
He hit a few billion in mortgage-bond losses
That’s really cool
I'll bet you fifteen million, she wins!
Corporate doesn't care.