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those cell phones can make all the machines in here explode.
Carl is actually going out of town for a week,
No.
Dr. Castellano is out of the office. Come on.
All right? We will have so much fun.
It's addressed to "Christina."
There's only one thing the lowly worker can count on
[Whispering] Do you want to go grab a drink in the living room?
Dr. C, wait.
And you're bringing a seven-year-old kid
why the cran-apple I got you was "absurd."
Morgan, what is the matter with you?
She's crazy about koalas.
Time, Newsweek, The Economist.
in building something with your own two hands.
And you know what, it's actually even easier
You're all three minutes late, but hey,
I'm her godmother.
and, like, Kate Winslet's in it,
Okay. Ready?
I just wanna say...
Cartoons.
when I took some of those photos of me.
Maybe they don't have the Castellano work ethic.
Dr. Castellano will be alone forever.
Oh, there's that new play at NYU
No, she will stay here and have fun with the bunk bed.
He was super, super hot.
Morgan, here's the bunk bed.
You have to have an itinerary.
Oh, yeah.
because I banned some Facebook thing.
You forgot about my daughter.
[Winces] Ow, ow, ow.
(Danny) Dear Christina, when I left for the airport today,
Should we keep reading? Yes.
Okay? Sorry.
I'm feeling a little--
this thing would bring me a lot of joy.
I know a guy named Jordan too.
No, no, no, it's Marlon Brando, okay?
[Cereal crunches] Gotta clean that up.
it is in the shape of a shotgun.
Jackpot. How ironic.
[Smooches] Go.