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Yeah, well, I did, and I never told Mom about it,
Okay, a little harder to control than I thought.
Um...
and prove the value of body cams.
Oh.
They were in our car in the garage having sex.
Whoa.
I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
Yeah, well, I did, and I never told Mom about it,
No, I do not got this, Terry!
Man, I feel stupid.
Sorry.
You have three hours to find the four keys
It's just the same that it's always been.
Oh, that's a cool thought,
There's only one way I'm gonna get my dad alone.
Oh.
really wants to talk about this, Jake.
you really showed me what a selfish jerk I was.
400? Oh, my God.
A naked fool.
I know it sucks that I did that, but think about how I feel.
You're both strong, accomplished women
Maybe that son of a bitch wants his picture drawn!
I can't believe you knew about Sheila.
And it took half our time just to find this one
No, I'm not!
Why do you have soup on a stakeout?
and I could only talk to him...
I just wanted you to text me Mb dad joke every six months.
Dad had sex with my turtle?
Well, maybe we should just reschedule.
You're right, Sarge. Thank you.
No new messages.
No, no, no.
You know, I'm probably remembering
Oh, I just spilled soup on the cam!
We are going to long island city and we will bond meaningfully And that is a direct order
You're the reason that all of this is happening.
Jake, I've dated a lot of men in the last 20 years.
And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers?
I never told her about it
Said something about "being the worst."
You're damn right it will,
- No. - Uh-oh.
- I don't know. - Time.
On a stakeout with Rosa and Terry.
No. So, yeah, big time it's held me back.
Right.
Oh, my God.
Just gonna check my email up high.
Thank you.
It's good enough for me.
Well, are we having sex in car in a garage right now?
humping it up in the back of our car.
Well...
You know, I'm probably remembering
Body cams are important,
He's evil!
Seriously, it's gonna be fine.
I'd love that, son.
Oh, dear God.
and ride that wave till bath time.
I'd rather get shot.
Well, well, well.
and I ran out of stuff from the binder,
and he says they're all in the past.
She's too trusting for her own good.
It sure does, and it's so delicious.
If you screw this up and hurt her in any way,