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- This is the worst day of my life. - This is the best day of my life.
- It is? - That's right.
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
He beat us. Because all this time we've been so caught up
- See what? - Our band should play Christian rock.
That is the folly of man.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus why don't we just shut off the light?
Screw you Jimmy! Ya black @$$hole
Christians have a built-in audience of over 180 million Americans.
Besides, maybe our songs would have gotten downloaded for free,
Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band!
You think downloading music for free is not a big deal?
Gotta make a Platinum album before Kyle.
but it's times like these that you see what your band is made of.
"Dear Moop, this letter is to inform you
No, Butters, you can't look happy on a album cover. That's not cool!
Forever doomed to a life of semi luxury
Lord, father in heaven, we thank you for all your blessings...
We are going to start a Christian rock band.
Look, there's Lars now, sitting by his pool.
We play metal and punk but with lyrics that inspire faith in Christ.
that Faith +1's debut album has just sold one million copies. "
Cartman, what the hell is all this?
You'll never get a platinum album doing Christian rock, Cartman.
and limited quantities are available!
$400?
This is a veritable strikeaplooza!
I think our band better buy a whole bunch of music CDs
Judas Priest.
I'm gonna show you something, and I don't think you're gonna like it.
Let's just get this over with, Cartman. You won the bet. Here's $10.
From now on, Moop isn't about money, Moop is about music!