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My guess is he falsified his transcripts or cheated on his l.S.A.T.'S.
Next time you get arrested, use it to call me.
I also want you to feel good about yourself.
Janitor in a drum.
Howdy. Welcome.
Thank you, sir. I'll do my best.
♪ heaven's a heartbeat away ♪
What an ass! What an asshole.
Some of you may not.
but it's really not necessary.
So, what's the plan? I say, we divide and conquer.
Well.
Will be accepted for failure to complete all tasks assigned...
Oh.
♪ I'm not afraid of letting go ♪ here you go.
I just spent 18 hours in a jail cell...
♪ One look, one touch ♪
Go get my heroin and my hypodermic needle, bitch!
♫
The one who stole my scholarship, the bouchard scholarship.
a Harvard law graduate can do a great many things
And that
Very impressive, sir.
these women! They're brilliant,
and the other one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.
Hey. Are you okay?
Woohoo! Woohoo! Gordon Bloomfeld? Is that you?
Or, we could just stay at home and phone in a few bomb threats if you'd rather.
♪ what this all about ♪
In classical or medieval jurisprudence.
some extremely unsportsmanlike fellows.
♪ jump and shout ♪
Hi. You guys.
♪ what did I do ♪
Yeah.
♪ to be so black and blue ♪
Gentle cycle. Low heat.
Is this where we sign up? Mm hmm. Names?
No, sir, that would be it.
And?
Oh! I can explain that.
I mean, because she thinks I'm black.
♪ ain't got a friend ♪
Case of new York Mr.. Watson.
You son of a bitch!
before you pass judgment on him,
I guess I could have used a study partner.
Don't we, Bradley? Uh, yeah. Unbelievable.
But honestly I think we just need to talk this thing through.
His reputation and future were of course utterly destroyed.
What am I gonna do?
And in another instance, our findings obliged us...
Uh, looks like B.U. Oh!
Hi, I'm mark Watson. Oh!
Miss Walker?
No wonder. No wonder.
No. I think you just better drill yourself.
Right, George?
No, I didn't. I chickened out.
but I just want to say that the offer still stands.
I'm not a martyr. I've just seen the way you drive.
♪ nothin' yet ♪
I hope you don't mind if I use bits of this interlude in a short story I'm working on.
the truth is, Sarah, that mark just...
Sarah, don't be a martyr.
hi.
It's snowing.
8:00, second floor lounge. It's a date.
But you've learned something that I can't teach them.
♪ I'm a soul man ♪ ♪ soul man ♪
All right. New York versus Rottenburg, 1979.
no, he's Canadian. Oh, no kidding.
That? That.
Of course it is?
what would that mean in practical terms?
The library? I thought we were gonna study here.
Mr. Watson,
♪ well, I'm the hoochie koochie man ♪
Please pick up your exam booklets at the door.
Frankly, to your tone of voice.
You know, the minute I saw you, I knew we were both W's.
That asshole thinks I'm lying! Mark, you are lying.
she's not wearing a slip, is she?
and when we finally crumble to dust,
♪ yea ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪
Let me see that.
To file civil suit against a fellow student,
So, Gord man, tell me: What do you think?
♪ inside ♪
You are? Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, that's great, Brad.
Might try to do a particularly good job.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
You know what I mean? Yeah, I think I do...
I checked two days before the deadline and nobody had applied so I thought I had it.
Come on, Brad. It'll be fun.
You have no idea what my people have been through.
here. Mr. Watson
I don't know, Gordon.
and I've worked very hard for all those things.
wait!