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I know you don't need the help, but I could really use it.
Some of you may have had easy lives up until now.
♪ ain't got a friend ♪
You have an American express gold card?
About four. And out of that four, how many do you think were black?
Terrific. You going to the special hearing?
♪ my only sin ♪
♪ it's totally academic ♪
Mark, what I'm trying to say is
Look, I really don't have time for this.
Yeah.
It looks like I'm not working hard enough.
anything at all
♪ I got a black cat bone ♪
Vaya con dios, son.
No, it's not that. You're obviously hiding more than a Christmas present here.
sexually compatible people can't work out their differences,
It's okay, Dorothy. Then who are these people?
♫ mark, what's going on?
So, uh, come on. Ernie, you guys get Leon.
♪ Coming to you ♪
Mark Watson. Can I get you anything?
I'm doing biochem research for a suntan lotion company.
Go to your room. What?
If you have a yellow card, ensure that it's signed...
♪ there's a magic in my life ♪
The mail came. They're here.
To file criminal charges against a student.
Can determine your entire future in the law.
Hi, Sarah. You ready to go to the library?
How many black electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I just have to study. Okay, so let's study together. I could drill you.
Miss Walker.
♪ my only sin ♪
♪ we want the material kind ♪
Mr. Wizansky present, sir.
to the individual who otherwise would have received those funds.
He's interviewing with some of their top... horses.
Germs. Filthy bacteria.
Oh, look.
Your father's therapist thinks that he may have...
I think it's like, you know, a real militant group.
that shouldn't affect my credit rating, because...
Please leave your assignments with me before you go.
these people are obviously total lunatics.
Well wait. It's called shades of gray.
♪ I'm a soul man ♪ this is it, gordo.
Very impressive.
I think not.
Internal bleeding?
I'm gonna go check on that coffee.
You know, I got a study date with Sarah Friday night?
Why don't you come with me? I'd love for them to meet you. Uh, tonight, I don't
Mark, I understand what you're feeling.
But they told me there were no other applicants. From Los Angeles.
I am not a humorless man.
Bundy Dunbar, how many times have I asked you...
Excuse me, miss, but do you have any of that jello salad with the little marshmallows in it?
Gordon, tell me what to do.
♪ suddenly, suddenly ♪
You know, we both need this final to pull our grades up. And we still have ten days.
♪ when you fall in love ♪
Mr. Van Dusen?
Please. Call me mark.
Or die or something.
♪ I'm a soul man ♪
Mr. Watson,
♪ suddenly suddenly it's magic ♪
Suspension. In some cases, expulsion.
♪ on a side street ♪
Oh, right, your... chairiness.
Uh, I'm so sorry. We're out of that right now.
And they told us that he is at the top of the transfer wait list!
♪ I'm a soul man oh, lord ♪
Okay. Friday night.
Hi, Karim, how are
Sarah, wait a Se
You just have too much to do. You're working twice as hard as everybody else.
From Los Angeles got accepted into Harvard this year?
How could I have a credit history?
Very authoritatively stated, Mr. Wizansky, and very wrong.
We would like to talk to you, mark, openly, honestly, privately.
What did she say?
♪ and be your funky boyfriend ♪
Very thin walls.
what? Uh, you know, a black.
And then you pop up and steal it right from under me.
It's so beautiful.
hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi. Hi.
please see to it that they are funny!
♪ it's like a fantasy ♪
These people? I don't know who these people are.
Mark, you know that son of ours is just so proud of this girl here.
God, I just love sitting in alphabetical order, don't you?
What do you mean, of course I could go never mind.
Can you name the precedent for us? Yes, sir.
Yeah, there may be. When your mother rented this place,