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Well, so did I.
Merry Christmas.
she never told me that your roommate was, a, uh
in that, when we make a loan, it is important...
Grandma and grandpa Walker, this is my friend, mark Watson. Glad to know you, mark.
Of course. But what does that really mean anyway?
Quiet.
Very hard. Yes.
♪ 'cause you ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
Mark feels that he has done a grave injustice...
We've gotta go now, honey.
what your father means to say is, dear, even though he seems like a real shithead sometimes,
Mark, why don't you let us in? It's your parents.
So, Mr. and Mrs. Watson, how do you find Boston?
Oh, that.
Broken bones? No.
give daily evidence of underdeveloped intellect...
I've always said, and you can check my record on this,
There's something else you wish to discuss with me, Mr. Watson?
Studying here makes me so... sleepy.
Political science. Honors.
but, uh, we did share a dryer.
From the department of water and power.
♪ on a delta road ♪
Mark, wait a minute. What are you talking about?
That's my stereo.
How incredibly swell to see you.
Sandra Macclosky gets to.
Well, on the playground.
Okay. Why did the negro wear a tux on his way to his vasectomy? Why?
You gotta believe me. I believe you.
I work my ass off to give him everything he wants.
Whitney, what's yours? Hi! Gordon Bloomfeld.
♪ Springs hard as lead ♪
In his efforts to come by the money honestly,
We won't press charges. You can stay.
you must be fully prepared for each class meeting,
Smart ass little rubberneck.
To study together.
Maybe...
Hi, Sarah. Hi
with all due respect, sir,
Oh, Mr. Watson?
♪ be sure, honey ♪
In a still deeper sense.
What?
Don't worry, Bradley. It's a long semester. Somebody will probably flunk out...
What? Seriously, mark. If two young, intelligent,
So ably began.
Right. I want to believe you.
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
Five words, Gordo. For you, I have five words.
Yes, in the glove compartment of my Lamborghini.
he encountered nothing but hostility and rejection at every turn.
I bet they are. I bet they are too.
Yes. Yeah. You did.
Oh, I see. And these people are actually your parents.
♪ got what I got ♪
If you haven't lost it. I haven't lost it.
Oh, I think it is. What are you saying, dad?
♪ and scorn you too ♪
You see, they threw me in this cell with these real ass
I feel terrible. I haven't gotten you anything.
We'll think of something.
Ohh!
come on down!
It's all such a game.
You have a nice day too, ma'am.
♪ it's all in the soul ♫ hey, we oughta get an ocelot!
oh. And what if I have an American express gold card?
You're going to have to speak up. Hey! This is Brad...
perhaps you should have taken the entire day off.
I'm sorry, Gordo, but I can't go crawling back there, like some pathetic wretch,
Don't apologize to me. Just remember,
One unpaid July 1983 bill in the amount of 57.43...
♪ everybody's got a dream ♪
maybe you'd like to get together sometime.
All right. I'm listening.
So he can take Leonthat's Watson.
♪ but I'll make it better each and every day ♪
Well, I tell you what. When you get out, have your girl call our girl...
oh. We gotta go.
It's the biggest and the best thing that a father could give to his son.
I already did it! Yeah, but mark
Given half a chance.
My circuits are damaged.
Raspberry tart, mark? Oh, no thank you.
On the inside, although I was black on the outside.