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Of course you could go to jail for this.
What? A black negro!
That despite his race and upbringing,
Not really.
Some of them are true. Like the breast thing.
You know, gordo, I could probably go to jail for this.
So, you go to Harvard?
Maybe she likes me.
Have a nice Thanksgiving.
Cheese, punch, a new car
Yes. First of all,
Shit, I never thought about anything.
Yes, sir. You have that paper on my desk by 9:00 tomorrow morning.
So I went over to see Seth at his lab the other day, and he gave me these pills.
excuse me, but we are now official members of the upper crust.
Uh
Hi, there.
♪ when I start lovin' oh, I can't stop ♪
Who gives a shit. Whitney, you gotta get out of here. Mark, mark.
hey, no offense. Right, pal?
You better tell her the truth.
Look, professor,
Supposed to get the key from a guy named Roy McGrady.
I got an a.
What a relief. Well, I mean, it's not like I'm poor or something.
and used it to buy timeshare in a condo in Barbados!
♪ hey, don't you fret ♪
Oh.
Ten thousand, four hundred and ninety-three dollars.
I don't believe I have your paper.
Before I discuss the contents of this course,
My name's mark Watson. What's yours?
personal problems, anything,
I'd say this whole thing is an argument against these affirmative action scholarships.
♪ oh, lord ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪
the final is less than two weeks away,
I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail?
No wonder. No wonder.
♪ everybody know♪
I mean, uh
♪ when you fall in love ♪
If this were a court of law, you would be cited for contempt.
Oh, mark, I can't tell you how sorry I was to hear...
A black negro? Right.
I just feel so frustrated!
Me Quambo will destroy you.
Brad. How's it going, Gordon?
Look, no offense. Really, just a joke. Hey, no problem.
to the institution whose trust he has forsaken.
All right! Home, sweet home.
Well, Jesus, you just don't have enough time! Exactly!
But
Well, this is it!
Uh, I changed my mind.
Hi. Hi.
Did he have a knife? I think he had a knife.
♪ grab the rope and I'll pull you in ♪
She might recognize your voice. Gordy?
♪ how will it end ♪
He writes to her every week just to let her know how smart she is.
You're really unbelievable. You said they were a militant group.
Well, bye bye. Let's get together, real soon!
When he was 18, he wanted college,
Quarterback. You get a thousand black guys and one white guy,
In short,
Hi, there. Hi. Remember me?
I can't. I gotta stay here and figure out what I'm gonna do.
So, if you hadn't come along, the money would have just sat there? Exactly!
This is ridiculous. There's nothing here I even remotely qualify for.
I haven't. I've seen it on mountaintops, but
What are you gonna do?
Much like your own.
And if that means you've got to work twice as hard...
You see, I have a son about your age.
He always wants more! He probably wants to sleep with my wife!
You must have learned a great deal more than you bargained for through this experience.
It wasn't the one she was wearing, of course, but it's a start.
Well, that's great, Marko.
Get me some more watermelon while you're at it.
That you believe your father misinterpreted my advice to him,
Not that I don't have the same respect for you you may shut up now,
Sort of
Well, then why the hell didn't you stop me?
Okay. They can't see me like this. Stall them.
♫ but maybe I should go hide it.
♪ I learned to love before I could eat ♪
Could understand.
Watson.