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♪ he gonna make pretty womens ♪
each one with the intellectual capacity to
♪ we can dream our dreams forever ♪
And I trust that this committee will find the heart
The most qualified black applicant, you idiot.
And you can have, uh Gordon Bloomfeld.
The Henry Q. Bouchard memorial fellowship.
You've learned what it feels like to be black.
Just when you think you get to know somebody.
Yes, sir.
If I didn't like it, I could always get out.
right on.
Well, like the stereotypes about black men.
♪ can't hide ♪
Weak,
Hello bones
♪ it ain't in the rhythm of you, no ♪
I love the law!
♪ having you next to me ♪
Golden rule. Certainly wouldn't want you interfering every time I did something immoral.
It's snowing.
I never thought all this would
Has power, Mr. Watson.
You see, he's not giving me any.
♪ words just don't say enough ♪
♪ feel like old Ned ♪
Ten black guys and one white guy.
can we blame him, ladies and gentlemen,
Listen, scumbag guys, guys.
Yes. I see.
So, um
♪ don't worry ♪
What? It's too messy in there. Right, gordo?
that's... a sweet gesture,
Why don't you give me a call? I got the money, Brad.
Yeah. Funny guys. I like them.
Just go over there, open the door and look in your room.
Because if I'm gonna be 'impotent, '
No.
What am I saying?
just to see it all slip away like this
Don't open that! Why not?
It appears that Mr. Watson has reconsidered his decision.
But look, I think I can pull some strings and get you into B.U. At midterm.
It's a secret way.
Of the Marina Del Rey Bloomfelds.
Don't tell her anything. But I already told her.
No, mom. You say that, but believe me, you don't mean it.
Oh, I'm fine.
♪ baby, I'm a soul man ♪
nay, the soul
Sarah! Hi.
Don't you think an introduction might be in order? Absolutely.
I don't know. I guess we got married too young.
Has been less than... outstanding...
I'm gonna check on that coffee. Why don't you go check on that coffee?
♪ you just have to go and get it ♪
Joan rivers is hosting.
And I especially picked this music so I'd be forced to get out of bed and turn it off.
Well, I realize my father makes a lot of money, but...
Sounded sorta pissed. Oh, shit!
It's not the same, sir.
Oh, god. Mark?
You know, Brad may be going here next year. We just checked in up at admissions.
Fine, want to know? I'm sorry
I mean, I guess you've been through a lot of stuff.
♪ be sure, honey ♪
I'm really sorry, you know. I wasn't trying to make fun of it or anything,
Sarah, what I'm trying to say to you is I'm actually white.
mark? Mark? Who was that?
If you want to talk
♪ wished I was dead ♪
Uh, whiskey sour, please? What a shame.
Oh, Georgie. All right.
So how long were you married?
Joan rivers? What do you mean Joan rivers is hosting?
I told you she liked me.
I would like to make a few things clear.
How you been? How was your vacation? Excellent.
Wait a minute. Where'd you get this information?
There are a number of cases exemplary of this phenomenon.
I give up. Two! One to hold the light bulb,
Are you happy? Are you happy with yourself?
I've been extremely impressed by the way your work has improved over the semester.
I mean, hey, sit down, relax.
Yeah?
Ah, how fortuitous, Mr. Watson.
Well, I'm saying that I've taken your money from your tuition account,
There's so little for mounties in Boston.
Hi, Lisa. Hi.
♪ each and every day ♪
What, uh
first he has asked that I make a few brief remarks on his behalf.
No. How's your credit history?
And to share with me my hope...
I think it's just about gone to her head.
Apparently, it's just another result of these Reagan budget cuts. Now, shoo, shoo.