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If there were a beautiful, half-naked girl curled up on my bed.
and we'll take Marcus. Oh, well, you know, look, I...
You finished your Ph.D. yet? Yeah, totally.
Good.
But first
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, but for three years, mark.
Then you're the one. Which one?
Try to contain your enthusiasm...
but also that he or she give the money to us.
You couldn't get the money to go to Harvard.
Sarah, the truth is
♪ what did I do ♪
I'll open yours. You open mine. Okay.
Yes, sir. You know, son?
Mark, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're not tan.
if you have food stamps, I need to see them first.
I had your face embroidered on my pillow.
Hi.
Oh, boy.
Come on, mark. Give yourself a break. You didn't know.
Something came up.
All be seated please.
♪ to be so black and blue ♪
Not to watch that thing at the dinner table?
Uh, no, sir.
If you're going to take up my class time making jokes Please see too it that they are funny
My father finally agreed to give me a loan.
Boy, this guy McGrady is a real dog brain.
Sarah,
Binding me to donate a fixed percentage of my annual income after law school...
But at least I can stay in school.
I don't know. Maybe I'm sort of gray on the inside and the outside.
white women!
It's what I spent four years working for, and now, just
I have important information for this committee. I have pictures. I have proof.
♪ look ♪ ♪ I was brought up ♪
But I ask you,
♪ what's right for me ♪
More than life itself. God!
I didn't know.
So you go to Radcliffe?
I think I'm in paradise. I mean, look
♪ 'cause I ♪
Oh, you guys!
It's wrong.
A Harvard law graduate...
♪ if that's the way it has to be ♪
On second thought, why don't we go in the kitchen?
Eleanor Roosevelt? Good school.
Your father's in Barbados. Your grandfather's in forest lawn.
A Ferrari?
Gordon? Gordon Bloomfeld! Gordon!
♪ I'm a soul man ♪
You're gonna have to be a black person. No shit.
Mark, I was just wondering ♫
So what about you?
In the upper left hand corner.
Yeah? Like what? Like the one about penis size.
so, if I'm hearing you correctly,
You guys mind if I crash here for a few days?
If you're to take up time making jokes Please see to it that they are funny
♪ I'm a soul man ♪
Oh, where are we going?
excuse me.
Well, it's your building, Mr. Dunbar.
Hi. Oh, Sarah called a couple hours ago.
I don't believe you said that. For Christ's sake, be realistic. Look.
God! Mr. Wizansky?
Shut up, Dorothy. Mark, could we go somewhere
Let me drive you. No, it's okay. I can take a bus.
Go, go, go! Yeah!
and kiss that man's feet! Why not?