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Silence.
I know Tony better than you do, and even if he has to work another ten years to pay it off,
- See if we can eradicate the affected cells. - Dr. Sullivan, line one.
- You wanna tour the clubs? - No. No clubs.
Excellent choice.
Thank you very much.
- Mr. Kaufman? - Hmm? Oh.
Every show is worse than the last one.
I'll call my secretary.
Then we'll run off and get married on the David Letterman show.
Oh, come on. That's just not right.
You look like you could use a little drink up there.
and I don't appreciate some jerk like you trying to make fun of it.
Marie
Gosh, uh-- Gee, Lynne, I mean--
- When it comes to cooking, cleaning, washing potatoes,
If the thoughts of this world come into your head, don't be upset by them.
I just want to say, until we meet again...
The green light, the orgiastic future...
Say it again.
the Elvis Presley.
I don't know. Why did they go to England?
Trust us.
asking ourselves, "Is this real?"
talking about the terrible things--
is too much traffic.
- Give me the book. - What book? No, I'm not going to give you the book.
O-kay!
Whoa-ohh!
I did that to get rid of those folks who just... wouldn't understand me...
I don't know, Andy. I think I have to let you go.
- Right down Santa Claus lane - Oh, my gosh!
If you believe
There isn't a real you.
I feel like I'm being surrounded by negative energy.
They would kick your ass.
But we don't want to upset the folks at home,
No. I am only fooling.
I, um, only got 28%.
Upbeat]
It's just part of the show.
Vo...
I should've asked you for the key
- And I grew strong Mid-tempo Disco]
Aaaah!
for its healing powers.
"Yes, it was funny, Andy. It was."
Kaufman!
Do you think so?
- Tweet, tweet. - Tweet, tweet!
Oh, wait, no. You gotta pay first.
special audience--
if you wanna wrestle somebody,
- You gotta do Taxi. - Okay.
- Hello. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
"With The Sky So Full Of Stars."
Then you can get up, we'll wrestle, I'll let you win--
No matter what I do
"Jingle, Jangle, Jingle"]
Faster! Come on!
Andy...
I'll see you backstage, baldy.
No, I am from Caspiar.
Mom, it 's Cedars-Sinai.
- This is part of the show? - Yes.
Total lack of respect from Mr. Hollywood--
But others disagree.
Oh, whether I'm right
because we found one of the old original hobby horses from your movie.
Well, it's one for the money two for the show three to get ready
Who the hell are you?
At 236 pounds,
- What about that poor schlub you humiliated? - Hey, man, excellent show.
and sway back and forth in rhythm to the music.
It's show business. Show business. Show business.
- Hi. - Hi.
Uh, I have cancer.
All you have to do is wet this bar of soap...
You are getting a once-in-a-lifetime,
Show him, Colin.
Andy, it's George.
- It's terrible. - No.
Why are you laughing? I don't understand. I'm not being funny now.
Man on the moon
Sit down and enjoy that, okay?
Yeah. Uh, Andy, uh, I got some crummy news.
- That is not true! - Oh, yeah, that's true. This is all a setup.
All right, you are out of here!
When he hears this mighty sound
Yeah, uh--
Do not twist my noodle, toy poodle!
It's dead people laughing. Did you know that? Those people are dead!
Ten.
All right. Which one?
Welcome to the Follies "Bree-gere."
this... is the end of the movie.
Okay, hey, here. This'll help.
Oh, yeah? I don't care!
So help me. Where do you see yourself?
See, I don't want to go for cheap laughs.
What you saw was real!
No, no, no, that's good. We can make that play.
I brought a real wrestler.
I've wrestled women bigger than him, and I've mopped the floor with them.
They put a man on the moon
No more Kaufman stories. He's burned us too many times.
I got cancer. I got lung cancer.
Stick a-a needle in your eye!
Hey, hey, hey. I just wanted to thank you for doing such a great job.
Anybody got a flashlight and a couple of shovels?
You're firing me?
So thankful
Reeking, seeking, creaking. Freaking!
This-- I'm sick of this shit, Lawler.
'Cause if these negative vibes get out,
I will survive! I will survive!
What's wrong with this guy?
They'll bang on the television, but they won't be able to fix it!
- Okay-- - Oh, no. Wait.