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Sir, there 's a problem down on the Kaufman special.
but, um, it's not a gag, Bob.
That's the one I have to do? Okay, let me see.
Time out!
You're insane!
Abu-dabi Abi-dabu-ah
I know the college kids really like Andy Kaufman.
- Whoo! - I'll take you on, you sissy.
Please.
This is serious. I went to the hospital.
What the hell's goin' on?
Dreaming of you
What do you say?
and if you ever need representation, we should talk.
Or whether I'm wrong
This is not funny.
Shut up!
Do you want me to come over, we'll talk about it?
I have to ask your permission to fire Tony.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Tell Kaufman this network will never air this program.
I will have both!
Bullshit, bullshit, my line.
No, no, please keep it down. We've got a long way to go.
Hi, Eleanor. It's great to have you here. It's a real honor.
- That is-- That is in terrible taste.
I go to the retreat every year.
- Andy is very sincere. - Right.
Is it an act? Is it an act?
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
Oh, well we were dancin'
Uh, Mr. Kaufman gets his own network special.
W-Would Andy like to tell us...
Ladies and gentlemen,
So though we are in danger we never despair
That's what I'm good at.
Today's special guest, Mr. Bear.
Well--
Yeah. That's true.
I found out today that Taxi has been canceled.
The cancer started in Andy's lungs...
A miracle.
Hey, George. I'm not sure we can do anything for you.
What?
I see them. I see the white cells.
This is great business.
until the audience can't stand it and they turn into children right in front of me.
Bo-o-ob! Bo-o-ob!
I had it taped down and everything.
- They say he's not following the technical requirements. - Technical?
was so that I could have my own special.
It's good, old-fashioned entertainment, George. Everyone loves a villain.
Then you get killed, and I did the booking.
George, what am I supposed to do?
This cannot leave this room.
Now get in the ring. I'll give you a free headlock. Okay? Come on!
they have it all over men.
Thank you.
Uh, I particularly suggest the lotus root.
Hallelujah
we feel that it's best...
Roar!
Fuck you! I'm sorry, Dave.
"Soap."
I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face!
Let Kaufman get in there, and let's see what kind of man he is.
Come on.
- I hate sitcoms, George. I've never liked them. - Hold on.
Andy needs to relax. This is your job.
- Drink of water? Aspirin? - Nope.
Good night!
What the hell are you talkin' about, George?
Okay, but please, let him down gently.
I know I'll stay "aleeve"
Actually, Bud, you're wrong.
Hey. Hey.
Bonus.
- Ah, I'm sorry. They're a bunch of assholes. - Yeah.
Andy. Andy.
So, I guess Jerry just, um,
- Latka! - haven't had the advantages that you've had.'
Your love has given me wings
We had a deal.
- Did he hurt someone else? - No, no. It's not that.
Okay.
to make it real, some of you down there knew what was going on and some of you didn't.
Answers
- Some fan threw something. - Who did that?
stupid jokes and canned laughter!
I wanna reach the top.
Baby, blue, blue blue suede shoes, honey
- Shut up! - Boo!
...dropped to the canvas--
we just don't wish your presence here.
Forty million people are watching your ass every week, Kaufman.
Andy, I got something better.
Good-bye
Fuck you! I'm not goin'!
You can have this one.
They love me, they hate me, they walk out. It's all great.
- I'm fine. - Good.
Coming back from commercial, and--
Thank you very much.
- Latka! - 'just remember that all the people of this world...
Who, Andy?
Hang your stocking and say your prayers
that maybe I could charge people to touch it.
- Moist towelette? - No.