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I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
Don't,
And you-- Shapiro!
I've just...
Right, I wanted to talk to you about, uh,
Rahul yadav Archana
Ohhhhhhhhhh
I've been hearing fabulous things about the special.
- Just, I think it's worn-- - The wres--
- But I have some terms. - Oh, sure.
Andy's studio friends, they probably run this place.
One thing I do not like...
I will "sur-veev"
Why should any heart
-- Uh, we need a doctor.
It's good for his career, George.
All right.
You are a complicated person.
- I got her! - Get off of her!
But-- But it's only gonna be for 30 seconds.
- Oh, the cow goes-- - Moo.
Now, I never thought I'd see the day that--
And they wanna turn him...
It's not a great TV show, but it'll be good for you.
The audience or yourself?
She's 94 years young.
Abi-dabi-dabu-eh
'Cause...
It'll be a Saturday morning kind of thing...
Oh, look at how cute he is, huh? Isn't this great?
You see? I am from Hollywood!
Should lose you
Be lonely
These guys are huge.
If you were a man, you'd apologize to me right now.
There it is!
I'm... Fonzie?
I'll see you next week, though.
I want real gut reactions.
Andy, please, let's go home!
- You want to perform, you have got to have an audience. - They're right there!
Hey!
And now for lesson two!
Can you call us an ambulance?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a treat for staying late,
I'm sorry. I-- I just... can't do it.
That's illegal.
- Oh, yeah. - Thank you.
to star on a prime time network sitcom!
It's probably gonna be worth a lot 'cause it was actually up my nose.
I was putrefied
Here comes Santa Claus!
- Mm-hmm. - Wh--
This is, uh, my writer and old friend Bob Zmuda.
It's just about that time
Aaaah!
Go.
I think he's from Lithuania.
The Philippines? What's in the Philippines?
Oh, please. He's definitely not dying.
What are you talkin' about? Andy comes here almost every weekend.
came up...
Then we could pretend it's a porterhouse steak, Andy.
Come on up here.
but she don't know how to cook.
- Yeah. - There you go.
What?
Are you having a good day?
Andy, you know that's not what I meant.
Oh. Mmm. Ohhh!
because we have with us...
- Ho ho ho Green Giant - What's in Memphis?
the recusces down under cody
to go back to work?
I'll get it.
- Just the factsy, Maxie. - Hi.
like the one I just did and the one I'm doing now.
I mean, this is not healthy. You should be outside playing sports.
Faster! Come on!
And now, as a special treat on our first show,
Yeah, but, uh, I mean, you said some pretty inflammatory things.
- Come on, sit down. - Um, oh.
Dramatic]
and you get back in the business of making people laugh.
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Party time for Latka?
Why Memphis?
- Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. - Oh, please.
Can I help you with something?
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
Tony Clifton.
"March And Fanfare"] - And introducing,
Looks like somethin' my dog puked up.
Andy, it's fine. This is what the show is all about.
We're going live in a few minutes. It's too late.
and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores."
Uh-oh. Oh, look out, Kaufman!
That's my father.
- Ohh! - Whee-ooh!
Foxy's about to take Kaufman right out of his shorts!
We were dancin'
And she allowed me to keep my headphones.
You-- You don't even pay me.
- You can't be over and out. - I'll show you over and out.
um, took it personally.