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...then by square footage.
- Do you even know what a vicar is? - Like a goalie, right?
Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?
You could've sent him away.
...and it's just not funny anymore.
[English - US - SDH]
Yeah, oh, I've been waiting so long to get on that body.
Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
I remember when we first got engaged.
You bought the beach house when I was 23.
But then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Well, heh, stuff like where we'd live, you know.
Do you even understand what "off-the-rack" means?
What if I was, uh, sweeping a chimney?
...when you told them you were engaged.
But I would keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.
And it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding.
Wait, there's no money? Well, this is terrible.
You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey...
Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down, okay? The answer is no.
- Uh, no, no, she's out for the night. - Oh, great.
It's like one mind!
I'm gonna get loungy
...the Bay City Rollers for dancing...
I mean, you work really hard for that.
Oh, but wait.
...and I kind of have some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.