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- Stop it. - Freaking you out?
Amy and I just weren't compatible.
Pork schmork, they often say.
It's not a fucking petting zoo.
No, no. Just colleagues.
- Oh, General Mercer's on the phone. - Mm-hmm.
undermine me with Catherine.
because I will deal with my daughter
- Did you talk to her? - We texted.
So you two aren't back together, then?
So what hospital is your dad in?
The congressman would like to have
I want to see the film and I will see the film.
- Just hanging up on him. - Shall we go?
and I mean smash it-- all the while focusing on the inside game.
Your wife is perfectly fine. She ran the Seattle Marathon.
How can you have crabs in your eyebrow?
And your parents were born here?
- Yes, I was born here. - Uh-huh, great.
- Yeah. - No. No, it wouldn't.
to one of her girlfriends.
They were actually born in Iran in Tehran.
Congressman Furlong called and he'd like some face time.
Yeah, I'll check that over with Rahim.
Also kind of hot.
J-1-1.
Well, I hear that. They're pigs.
Oh, good for you, Mike.
That's a good one, Mike.
- Oh, I see. Tehran. - Yeah. Yep.
Computer science. Math minor.
And they defecate with speed.
Two things in politics to avoid--
Ma'am, this is a matter of security, okay?
- Yeah, let's just get out. - There's some Advil in the bag.
Gary, what am I supposed to wear today?
I know, Catherine, but the whole Middle East thing is very confusing.
- It's a metaphor. - I don't think it strictly is, sir.
Oh, no. Those fuckers probably think
Not only Ginger Rogers, but also Ginger Rogers.
- "Avatar." - "Avatar." Exactly.
I'm running out of nice juice to spray at these shit munchers.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
If you kill his mother and then dress in her skin, that's technically illegal.
Yeah, I got to do some fucking weights.