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Israel, Europe.
Roger Furlong trying to play nice is like Brando trying to play Annie.
It's, you know, an important statement.
Yeah, it happens.
I'll do it.
Oh! You slap your hands together.
of brutal, illegal Israeli aggression.
- We do need to leave. - Oh, really?
Right. It turns out I can't mate with anyone outside of my species.
Why am I the only one wearing a cowboy hat?
You have my authority.
I don't know. Some film studies course. A paper she wrote.
- Excuse me? - You do it very efficiently.
Well, if it's just a film studies essay--
Have you even seen the movie that I'm talking about?
Oh, my God.
Do you think you can get here or should we go ahead without you?
but I just want to say I'm sorry about your dad
Oh, dang, Amy. You put out quick.
What about this?
Then what-- holy cow.
Can you hang tight two seconds, Rahim?
We should actually probably go.
Listen, you can't talk to anybody about this essay.
Oh.
- I see. Yes. - They defecate.
Oh, sorry. It's just my grampy, he was a real prick.
You have somebody there, sweetie? Who is that?
What? Do you have a problem with him being Iranian?
I got it. You can rub your eyebrow.
Why can nobody accept this?
Oh, I don't need to talk to General Mercer right now.
I mean besides a big, fat slap.
I got all the time in the world.
And I read this really interesting paper
It looks natural.
I'll be 22 when I graduate, I'll owe 60 grand.
You're kidding. That's exciting.
You know, the boat and everything.
Oh!
And Dan needs to come with me so we can continue the statement.
that didn't involve resorting to chloroform.
My family was guilt-tripping the shit out of me
like a soft-boiled egg and then I'm, like,
No, ma'am.
You're right. It needs to happen. Let's go.
Oh, she didn't like him, huh?