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Conn/Radio: We are receiving flash traffic. Emergency action message.
He seems to have a serious weed up his ass and a legitimate gripe.
Now, you can't be influenced by the captain or anybody else. You gotta make up your own mind.
This is the captain. Set condition 1 SQ for strategic missile launch.
The Enemy Below.
You hear that?
Conn/Sonar: : The Akula's disappeared in the thermal, sir.
I CONCUR SIR THE MESSAGE IS AUTHENTIC
Aye, sir.
Hunter.
I'm sure you would have.
somewhere in the Mediterranean.
- Is everybody okay? - Yeah!
- Captain... - We're all very well aware of what our orders are...
Very presidential, sir
1825.
Stop the goddamn winch!
I did not agree with your call, sir.
You wanna get along, you gotta get to understand him a little bit.
Now he just wants to throw them away? They don't count?
Conn/Sonar: Range to the Akula: 950 yards and opening fast!
are setting us up for a potential preemptive strike.
As I said to you before, I'm not seeking the company of kiss-asses.
They might not have a brain in their head, but they do know all the boys want to fuck 'em.
- I concur, sir. - Message is authentic.
- Left full rudder! - Left full rudder! Aye, sir! - All ahead full, zero bubble.
Let him get to know you.
Erica is going to HARVARD Excuse me, Harvard?
- Go back to your station. - Excuse me. - Go back to your station and stay there.
that houses 25 hardened silos for Russian ICBMs...
TAPROOT IS READY FOR LAUNCH, SIR
Raise the VLF antenna. Aye, sir.
- I'd like to be undisturbed for the next 30 minutes. - I'll see to it, sir.
for strategic launch.
- X.O. Down. - X.O. Is down.
Hell no you won't, sir.
- Hell, no, you won't, sir. - You're relieved of your position.
Capt Shelor 514
Very well. Float the balloon.
- Step aside, Tommy. - I'm sorry, sir.
From: Algernon
Rivetti, go to the laundry, get four sets of coveralls.
We've got out-of-control flooding! Request damage control!
Lest you forget, Mr. Hunter, we are a ship of war, designed for battle.
- I have the conn. - X.O. Has the conn.
Those sailors out there are just boys...
That was completely improper, and that's why I did what I did.
Ow! Leland, stop it!
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Any crew member who feels he can't handle this situation...
We're gonna keep on doing it until he gets it right. Damn.
Radio/Conn: Mr. Zimmer, get those communications back on line now.
- threatened to use nuclear arms... - Maybe it's not as bad as it looks.
WEAPONS... CON
Everybody that reads comic books knows that Kirby's Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer.
Fall out!
One, two, three, four.
BLOCK HEIGHT APPROACHING 709632. NODES AT 1SQ, CAPTAIN
the Russian parliament was suspended and martial law was declared.
But you can get to Weps. We gotta have Weps. He's the key.
Richard Miss you buddy
THE USE OF TAPROOT HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED
A mutiny aboard a United States nuclear submarine...
- You got three minutes, Vossler. Three minutes and counting. - Yes, sir.
- Chief of the watch to Maneuvering, give me max speed now! - Maximum speed. Aye, sir!
I will be forced... Backed by the rules of the HLC...
than has ever been released in the history of war.
- Lock him in his stateroom. - Captain, please...
from the French aircraft carrier Foch...
I talked to your former C.O. He tells me he tried to adopt you.
To: $AGNPF
Turn around! Move it!
then I will kill 900,000 of the people who are responsible.
The Navy looks the other way 'cause he's Ramsey.
Missile tubes 1-5 and 20-24 at 1 SQ, sir.
As you no doubt heard, my X.O. Has appendicitis.
Alert one! Alert one! Incoming emergency action message!
pending confirmation of an emergency action message that was cut off during the attack.
A simple "Yes, by all means, sir, impeach that fucker. Twice.
Arm torpedoes two and four...
Set condition 1 SQ for strategic missile launch.
Hiya, boy. Hiya, hiya, hiya.
- Ahh, you must be the birthday girl. What's your name? - Robin.
Oh, Jesus.
Got nowhere to run, baby
He approves of you.
Zero bubble. Commence hovering. Aye, sir.
NODES... CON
Captain?