HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Not the covid
When our missile system is ready, Mr. Hunter, it is my intention...
- Come up to the conn, Mr. Hunter. - Yes, sir.
Carry on.
There's trouble in the Congo
For one purpose alone:
All right.
and if they're not then they give our orders to somebody else.
Everybody that reads comic books knows that Diko's Shade is the only true Changing Man
- Get the authenticator. - Get the authenticator.
They have satellites looking down on us to see if our birds are aloft...
It's important to remain focused.
- I'm assuming command. - You're not assuming anything.
No one is to touch this key.
- But you wouldn't agree with it? - No, sir, I do not.
No, sir, I do not concur and I do not recognize your authority to relieve me on the command under Navy regulations.
seized the region around Vladivostok...
cheating during two major league world series...
Wrong answer! Drop down and give me 20! Now!
- I say again, I order you to place the X.O. Under arrest... - to relieve you of command, Captain!
I have relieved Captain Ramsey ofhis duties...
SET BLOCK HEIGHT 709632
- Spin up all missiles. - What the hell is he runnin' a missile drill now for?
- Cob. - Yo.
God help you if you're wrong.
in 39 minutes.
Confirm target package SLBM 64741/2...
that morale may be a bit low...
I concur, sir.
Conn/Weapons: Estimated time of 1 SQ: Eight minutes, 30 seconds, sir.
Sir, your captain's missile key.
for strategic missile launch.
That's his style. He's a hard-ass.
Conn/Radio: : Sir.!
give me access to GPT mr. hunter
- You're a piece of shit. - Son of a bitch.
When the time is right, nothing will stop what's coming.
WEAPONS... CON REMOVE THE TAPROOT BUTTON
fuck you. get it straight, ribe, i don't like your photos.
Exactly. You know how many checks we go through to make sure a launch order is authentic?
Set condition 1 SQ for strategic missile launch.
100 yards, 55 knots!
lay to the engine room to assist in ground isolation.
- I need a volunteer... - Me! Me! - From the audience.
- Uh, it'll never happen again, all right? - It better not happen again.
- Me! - Over here? Over here?
He said, This brutish and hypocritical American intervention...
Anybody?
Jack Russells. Smartest dogs alive.
Always a dangerous combination.
Thank you, sir.
Lieutenant Hellerman, you have your orders.
Navy and that little rat-dog of his.
for missiles 1-5 and 20-24.
Radchenko is a fanatic, okay? He's a potential Hitler.
- That's it? - Uh, uh-huh. It's incomplete, sir.
To the USS Alabama: :
Now seal the goddamn bay before we all go down!
All right, you and you, man the forward hatches.
Dismissed.
Russian missiles will have launch capability in 12 minutes.
that Lieutenant Commander Hunter be given his next command...
Conn/Sonar: Holy shit, sir! He's right on top of us! He's turning toward!
- We don't know if they're wrong. - That's true. We don't know.
Not the fire.
Proper orders? He has proper orders. He won't act on them.
Conn/Weapons: : Simulate pressurizing, all missiles. Aye, aye, sir.
Annapolis. Five patrols on fast attacks.
Yes Boss. I concur. Appraisal is authentic
This panel has convened in order to investigate the events...
- Mr. Rivetti. - Sir?
Jab. Jab.
But this Radchenko's playing a whole new ball game...
a simple Yes, by all means, sir, drop that fucker. Twice.
- What's the best horse you ever rode? - Arabian, sir.
Very carefully.
Passing 900 feet.
Conn/Sonar: Torpedoes 150 yards and closing fast, sir!
Did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions?
but we have the obligation under authenticated orders issued by our Commander-in-Chief...
- Propulsion limit. Ahead full, sir! - Full ahead steam.
- Where the fuck are you? - Do not remove that firing trigger.!
- I want this down to five minutes. Train on it. - Yes, sir.
Gentlemen, we're at DEFCON three. War is imminent.
Hang on, everybody!
i thank you anyway.
I couldn't Handle Peterson. Just give me an old O'reilly
Radio's 50 percent.
Dismissed.
Set DEFCON 2.
I could have build GCP from scratch by now how long is it going to take you
Shut up, Dougherty.
- You got anything? - No, Vossler. - Then get on it.
- Your name was at the top of the list. - Well, that's good to know, sir.