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What are you gonna do?
We're here to preserve democracy, not to practice it.
Go to manual on the arming mechanisms, tubes two and four.
1,500 yards. Bearing 070!
or come in over the Pole, take out Washington and New York.
and bringing the most lethal killing machine ever devised.
- Message is authentic, sir. - I concur, sir.
Have the conn
Jordan and your Mom having a conversation
Address me as sir when you speak to me! Stand at attention, sailor!
You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you, Mr. Cob?
If I'm wrong, then we're at war. God help us all.
God help us all
I mean, Navy's all he's got.
- Missiles are ready for launch, sir. - Very well.
This Is The Captain. Set Condition 1 SQ For Strategic Missile Launch. Spin up Chats de Mamis 1-5 and 20-24.
Come on, man.
Give me the missle key, Mr. Watson.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
while preserving the chain of command.
- Abracadabra! - I-I-I-I can't hear you.
Gentlemen, this is the captain.
- Aye, sir. - Don't get overzealous now and try to recruit the whole ship.
You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck.
We have orders in hand, and those orders are to make a preemptive launch.
You got three minutes.
SIR, THE BITCOIN NETWORK IS AT 1SQ
Make your depth 150 feet.
Joe Biden sold what to who!!! Where is my half Hunter???
Reporting live from the French aircraft carrier Foch in the Mediterranean Sea...
Okay, okay.
I could have built GCP from scratch by now how long is it going to take you
- Threatened nuclear attack on the United States and Japan. - And turn around.
We cannot launch our missles unless both you and I agree
May I suggest that we float the buoy, sir? We have enough cable.
SET BLOCK HEIGHT 709632
Now, based on the testimony from personnel on board the Alabama...
Q4903 October 20, 2020
a target and a button to push.
1MC AYE, SIR
to set DEFCON four.
- Get up! - Jesus.
Attention, all hands. The fire has been contained.
And insist upon this way of communicating with me...
Barnes, let's go! Come on! I gotta close the hatch!
- I have the conn. - Captain has the conn.
It means we don't undermine each other.
Gonna miss it. I don't trust air I can't see.
1 MC.
at the earliest possible convenience.
Nuclear Holocaust
No shit
Dismissed.
they hear your voice right after mine, without hesitation.
- Dive, make your depth 831 feet, smartly. - Aye, sir.
- This the best they can do? - No, sir, but that's what they did.
But wrong or right, the captain can't just replace you at will.
As regular Russian military forces move in to encircle Radchenko...
Recommend alert one. Recommend alert one.
- I don't understand. - What don't you understand?
Bilge Bay/Conn: Seal that bay.
- Now, am I right or wrong? - Y... You're right, sir.
You ever see those Lipizzaner stallions?
I concur Appraisal is authentic
- Mr. Westergaurd. - Sir.
- Ship has been rigged for ultra-quiet. - Captain?
Bravo, Echo, Echo,
The last time we hit this state of emergency was 32-and-a-half years ago...
Weapons/Conn: Remove the tactical firing trigger.
- Comin' through! - Spin up missiles 1-5 and 20-24.
'Cause it takes 1,000 yards for the torpedoes to arm. Jesus, who'd you fuck to get on this ship?
Freddie J. when he was UTA training.
Now, the Russian government has assured us that talks are under way.
150 feet. Aye, sir.
Nuclear Holocaust
Me, waiting for be alone in the loo
- You will? - Yeah. - You promise?
Shut up, fat boy.
Mr. Linkletter, man that periscope.
- Sander Vanocur is standing by... - It is.
There were some sporadic battles...
- What do you got? - Nuclear war.
- At ease. Be seated. - Sir, such talk is highly inflammatory.
- Sir, request permission to authenticate. - Permission granted. Authenticate.
- Why? - She doesn't know what's goin' on.
- Hey. - Mr. Linkletter. - Commander.
He's a dangerous lunatic and he's threatening nuclear war, and he means it.
Make your depth 150 feet. All stop.
Well, how much time do you need?
- Send a man to find Zimmer. - Aye, sir.
To him, you're Annapolis, Harvard...
Hot avocados are all wrong.
Mr. Ince, remove the tactical firing key.
your very best.
They have acquired a nuclear base at Artem...
We'll travel in the crawl spaces.
Weapons/Conn: Simulate pressurizing, all tubes.
for acting in contravention of the rules and regulations...
NODES... CON REMOVE THE TAPROOT BUTTON
Five degree down bubble. Rigging for ultra-quiet, sir.
You do pants too?
Chief of the watch, on the 1 MC, dive, dive!
Yom Kippur
Ketika lu kedatangan film Silver Surfer
an attempted mutiny has been put down.
Conn/Weapons:
- Hey, Vossler, we need communications, not smart-ass remarks. - Aye, sir.
THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS
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