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You two, come on, now. Nobody wins at cancer.
'cause I read on the Web that it will make the baby gay.
I don't do it on purpose.
and you're doing it well, really.
- Okay, that sounded weird. - You know what else is weird,
Yes.
You and Elliot aren't having sex till after the baby's born?
This? This was all here when I got home.
I put it right into my schedule for after the baby's born.
Oh, I wish. No, it's my post-pregnancy action plan. See?
Denise caught me up to speed.
Yeah, that's right.
So, Jordan is after my stuff,
- Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that. - No! No! No!
All right? You're not gonna have sex for a long, long, long, long time.
- I've already had diarrhea today. - Mmm.
Our kids go to the same school together.
Well, I'm sure there'll still be cuddling, right?
(ELLIOT SIGHING)
and yell at sports figures and reality stars.
LUCY: Time to shine. Here I come, Ben.
Your shift is over and I'm taking you on a babymoon.
It's behind me, isn't it?
- Yeah. Drew, I'm with someone. - Not where I was going.
Tonight, I was ready.
I love you.
Jake and I have played in a weekly basketball game for about seven years.
and then by week six, we are back to nasty town.
J. D: Turk freaked me out about what would happen
Ooh.
things are gonna go back to normal, okay?
Jordan and I have been together for almost 30.
This is Ben's heart we're talking about.
Oh.
- ELLIOT: And then... - Go through here.
Turk said that once the kid's born, our lives are gonna change forever.
Totally.
I mean, around here, you just can't let your work
J. D: I guess you're just lucky if you have someone
giving it away to any guy that would buy her a free steak.