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No, Ma, you're on your way.
to our Miss Teenage Hairspray contestants.
They wrote it.
What? What are you talking about?
C'mon, y'all. Here we go now.
Well, let's go.
Well, anyone who dances for it is eligible.
# The bridesmaids are singing #
We'll have your father meet with him.
I don't care how long it takes.
Well, it's turning your brains into mud.
Nothing. Not you.
That will play heck with my sciatica.
Now, who we got here?
Now, if you'll just sign here.
the ever-charming, Amber.
since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs.
# And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid #
# My ma tells me no #
What are you talking? Stop it.
# 'Cause he wants to rendezvous #
Cigarette?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Enough! Hey!
Whoo!
It's fine.
# Now run and tell that #
Don't you worry.
Tracyface whoopee cushion.
# Yes, I do #
# The kinda world where we all get our chance #
Well, I have information for you, missy.
Ladies and gentlemen, the almost too happy Tammy.
# But that triple somersault #
What?
# Hey, this town's in a stew, girl #
I'm tryin' to iron here!
I don't even know why we have this room down here...
Um... Thank you?
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
Thanks.
# Look at my hair #
# She's got cooties #
# And then they shake it, shake it, shake it #
Welcome to the 60s! Happy birthday!
So, catch all the croonin' when y'all set and tune in.
# Today's just the start 'cause #
# So, every afternoon drop everything #
Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one.
Hello, Amber.
Ohh.
about earthquakes and volcanoes.
Don't make me do it, Tracy.
Why not?
Don't change that channel 'cause it's time...
I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.
# And when I saw you, I knew it #
Hey, no prob.
# I know the road seems long #
Seaweed, help pass those signs out.
# Ba da ba da-ba-da #
# I know we've come so far #
# I know somethin's in ya that you wanna set free #
Hey! I want a non-exclusive contract
They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur.
Aw, wow.
# Well, just wait and see #
# But now I've tasted chocolate #
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.
The Taj Mahal of joke shops.
I don't know.
# Yeah #
# Pulling me out to the smiles and the streets that I love #
Reeling him back in is the easiest thing in the world.
Oh, the station manager.
Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a Tv show.
# Today #
'K. Talk to her.
What'd I tell you about that?
Penny!
And if you were president, Tracy...
# She's got cooties #
# Run and tell that #
# The time is now #
# Look out, look out, look out, look out #
Ohh!
What?
Trace, black and whites ain't never danced on Tv together.
Yeah.
# But it won't be long till it's time to go #
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
So, if there's something you need to stand up for...
We can't go out th-
Girls, go get 'em.
# Love put me in a fix #
# Let's hear it for Mama #
# I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #
Hello?! Hello?!
# Oh, Tracy, it's been years since someone asked me to dance #
# Or the rain from above #
# But before those memories fade #
Oh, my God!
This heart only beats for size 60.
# I know the road seems long #
Hey.
# And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound #
# Black, white, red, green #
Penny, the cops are looking for me everywhere.
# I can hear the bells #
Mine came true, and now I have the most precious thing in the world.
# That Chubby Checker's a gas #
How long you gonna be gone, Brenda?
# Who needs to read and write #
# Once upon a time I played with childhood toys #
the teenage Tv personality and rabble-rouser.
# And in outer space each hair will be in place... #
Go, Tracy!
- Does that dance have a name? - Oh, this?
It's all right, Tracy. I can handle this.
# The rhythm of two hearts in love #
# I can't see why people disagree #
# Ooh, ooh #
Negro Day.
# And I promise, Baltimore #
This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad.
Obtuse.
you will be removed to detention.
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
I'm sorry.
# Hey, yeah #
Whoopee cushions?
Ah, damn. Just when I was gettin' it.
# Say hello to the love in your heart #
# Ladies' choice #
# You're timeless to me #
# Yes, it hit me #
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
Amen, amen!
Everyone is welcome!
# Mony, mony #
# I can't stop eating #
And this young lady right here...
We gonna make it happen, OK?
# I was lost till I heard the drums #
# We must travel #
Then isn't it time you did?
Always the charmer, Amber.
# There's a light #
# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
# I can hear the bells #
# Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now #
# It's deep as a river and soars to the sky, to the sky! #
I'm not talkin' to you.
# Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #
You know, this is a small city.
# You better come on down #
Edna, is my laundry ready?
# When you're the nicest kids in town #