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I am the king of Christmas.
- Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you.
This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.
♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪
- This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill.
♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
♪ I don't care if I get any cake ♪
He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world.
- A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding.
He's gone. And so are we.
♪ And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪
we're not in the same business.
I think he's in the bar.
♪ Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪
No.
♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪
♪ When you've reached your destination ♪
I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill.
You know there's no place like home for the holidays and...
♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
♪ And since we've no place to go ♪
- ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪
Can't you stick around?
♪ Christmas ♪
- Done it. - Retractable roof opens.
♪ All is bright ♪
A pleasure. Key of D?
♪ Time is mending ♪
♪ And friends are calling Yoo-hoo ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
♪ To you and your kin ♪
This is the second warmest spot on the human body.
♪ Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪
♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended...
Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know...
♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪
The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable.
- I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill...
There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special.
I rest my case.
♪ I put them with my own ♪
♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪
That's good.
♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
Hey.
I've got to get home and build stuff.
Look who's here, everybody!
Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry.
♪ I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪
You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary.
The airports are closed. The trains are closed.
- Hey. - Is it George Clooney?
That's it. There you go.
Here. Where's... Give me the other one.