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- Black pant wash. - It's a band.
I need a piss.
♪ On a road that leads me straight
...or we will ever agree...
OK...
FRAN: Marion, you made it!
You need to man up. I married that woman and she tore out my heart
I sort of stole him from underneath the clock at Waterloo
I'm an account manager at a leading PR firm.
I wasn't in your bedroom, silly. I was outside. In a tree.
- What you always tell her to do. - But not the greatest night to pick.
And I don't know why I brought you here.
Something that these two have had
I thought we had a connection but you still have something for Sean.
No, I didn't. I got two Cs and a B.
So,
- Yeah. - (PHONE RINGS)
(CHUCKLES VICTORIOUSLY)
Everybody, everyone!
♪ I ain't wasting no more time
♪ I ain't wasting no more time
- I think you're overreacting a bit. - Really?
If you need a friend, get a dog.
I feel... I just feel like... I feel hustled.
- Fuck you, Granddad. - Not in six billion years.
♪ Ask questions later
NANCY: I'll send you a photo, Sean.
OK, cheers.
♪ What time d'you call this?
And it's been more than a year, actually, Hilary. It's been 368 days.
24. You love that word. It's your favourite word.
Laugh it up, girls. I am your future. Just so you know.
The reason Sean called me Nancy was because I'm not called Jessica
He does this. It's kind of blackmail.
- Oh, no, it's not a good thing. - Boo, boo.
- When? - Like, half an hour ago in the toilet.
- Actually, I was crying. - With laughter.
I'm not at the party but I'm at a party.
♪ Shining out of the crowd
You tore it up in front of everyone.
Oh, wow. Arriba!
♪ And here I go again on my own
Taught myself to drive with just my left hand.
- Hello, there. - (PHONE RINGS)
Has it... What's your...
I'm just... just gonna say a few words. Er...
- (SIGHS) - Come on, let's hear those mantras.
(MUTTERS)
A very nice young man who's just brought me dinner.
♪ Why-y-y-y
Thank you. Excuse me.
- What? Where? - Christ. What is this now?
Merchant banker is cockney rhyming slang for wanker.
I'm gonna slow-dance you into submission, OK?
- But then you left my bag here... - You left your bag.
♪ What time d'you call this?
This is a crazy idea but I was just thinking,
- You hungry? - No.
- They'd say not enough blow jobs. - Not enough blow jobs!
We're mature, stable adults.
And you're being really patient with me, so thank you for that.
I got a hint of what could be out there for me.
- At work. - At a party.
- Little snackette? - No, don't need it.
♪ I've been craning bewildered
You know what? We're all in the same bar with our new partners.
All successful relationships are based on whether you're both outdoorsy...
I think people have done worse things in the world.
Erm, so listen, Tom told me that you are a triathlete.
Slash wannabe literary polymath.
- Hm-hmm. - Do you have to train a lot for that?
- You should have. - Didn't go well?
WOMAN: Oh...
He said he wanted to go to China to find himself.
- Go get 'em, parents. - FRAN: Bert, shift your arse.
- Who are you? - I'm Nancy Patterson. Hello.
- Oh, wait. - What for?
Ah... Busted.
Oh, we're all going, are we? OK.
Whoo!
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Yeah. A little bit. Just a little bit. I'm not used to all this dating chat.