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MAN: (ON TV) The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company now begins its broadcast day.
And maybe, just maybe, nothing will ever be the same again.
Yeah.
ROY: Where's the moon? Where did it go?
So, you brought about the end of everything. So what?
-ALL: Yeah! -Yeah! That's lunch.
Yes, we're slashing high prices! This refrigerator, freezer, $1,399.95,
ROBBIE: Why? EARL: It is written
and loving each other, and realizing that the most important thing in the world
I am the guardian and protector of this family.
CROWD: (ON TV) Wheel of...
MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Congratulations.
-Oh, uh, Robbie... -Yeah, Dad?
'Cause there's really nothing left in my apartment now, anyway.
-Shut your eyes! -Shut your head!
-(GROANS) -Get a hold of yourself!
seems like only yesterday little Robbie shed his first skin. (LAUGHS)
-Why not? -Because I said no.
NEWS ANCHOR: Come here, I'll bite your little leg off.
Ma, is it me, or is Daddy in, like, a really bad mood?
I don't know why I believe in it, I just do.
We didn't have all this fanfare and rhinoceros.
-Please don't say anymore. -Huh?
Huh? I'll talk to your kid any way I want.