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I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon.
Oh, God, that's right. I blocked that out.
- It doesn't matter. - It matters to me.
Hey, some of those were pretty hard.
It's been 16 years, but the air quotes still hurt. Heh.
Oh. I see what I did there. Okay, okay. Uh, I'm writing in my...
I mean, what skills do you have?
1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Yes!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
What a line.
...and, you know, pee-pees flying about.
- You kissed her that night too? - Two guys in one night?
He's gonna be playing with Days of Our Lives star Joey Tribbiani.
Welcome, everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid.
Whew, that's a lot of stairs.
...but relax. I'm just like you, only better-looking and richer.
I see what you're doing. That's fine. This is all there is. Just tea. Okay.
Our band is playing on Friday.
- Oh, my God. That's wild. - But it was, like, a million years ago.
- It's heavier than milk. - A rock. A dog. The Earth. Heh, heh.
I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon.
Enchilada.
Oh, I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.
I have to pee so bad.
Valerie
So where's the young lady...
- Look, if you date... - Wait! Wait! What are we doing?
Man, we're gonna rock that Asian Student Union.
[TONE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]