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...and get an ETA on the pee-pees. Heh.
Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.
- Over here? MONICA: Yeah.
What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl.
- What? - Your last dance. Do it for us.
Oak. Maple. Elm. Birch.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Great.
Yes, please.
Bah, they might as well just give us the points. Ha-ha-ha.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing.
You never know when it's gonna be your last dance.
Let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist.
Oh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator.
Cool.
I mean, we can get laid any time we want.
Hey. Hey, check out the fliers for the band.
GOODBODY: All right. - Rachel?
You were my first kiss ever?!
I got a kid starting college. I have to get surgery on my knee.
- Uh, look, uh, officer, um... Sir? GOODBODY: Damn it.
Wow.
Um, oh, if I'm building a house, the plan...
- $300? Are you kidding? - That's okay. Let me get my checkbook.
This is how I look when I'm turned on.
- I had sex in high school. - Me too. I'm good at it.
Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.
And this is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving.