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Wait, this is my office?
No, we have everyone's tickets here.
Hey, Carla, how much money do you make here?
Fucking cyborg.
- Shh! Come on. - Not so long ago,
But I have his-- I have the phone number of
No, I have the fucking Internet.
Sir, if you can't pay for the tickets,
Jew-- good at business.
Now we need to clear the equity packages
has agreed to head up this new division.
Gentlemen, I'm going to need you to move aside
- Good evening. - Here's the--
the person who works in his office.
When we get inside, don't talk to me.
we're going to be adding a lot of new people to this company,
I would never compromise Pied Piper.
Also I give you the one and only man
Cunty's done. I'm gonna call you OJ, though.
I came into this world of filth and pain
Uh, I think they must have misplaced the tickets.
Well, if Richard wants a unified front,
at which point I resumed crushing it full-time.
I really don't see how that's possible.
No, no, no, per ticket.
It says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011
The green is for grass and leaves.
We'll give you a killer rate.
- Okay. - Guys, um...
hello there little guy
Uh, sadly no. This is-- that's just Jared.
Shwag!
Well, he's qualified and he definitely seemed interested.
We're not gonna--