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Yeah, you did. You said "fuck."
Well, I'm Vice President of Operations with A.L.S. Technologies.
I knew she was fighting dirty.
You haven't even... Hit me once, at least.
Like, an ember fell right in my corn hole, dude.
- What the hell are we doing that for? - I don't know.
One thing I know is good tightrope walking.
- It stinks. - That sucked.
What?
- You made it to the fucking bottom! - I can't believe he got that far.
An old man that steals, I can't believe it.
Yes! That was the best thing I've ever seen.
- Thank you, Dr. Kipper. - Okay.
You little bastard!
He's alive!
- I know. I know. Hang on, hang on. - Hang on. Don't move.
- Oh, come on. - Hey, I'm trying. It's so cold.
Look at this shrimp.
I'm scared to death!
I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air,
Ready, set, go!
- You're making me uncomfortable. - Sorry.
- Oh, shit. - There you go.
- What's up? - Hi, I have a reservation.
Help! Help me get this thing out of here!
- There was. - Yeah?
Oh, fuck! He's got my nipple, dude. He's got my fucking nipple.
by the end of this movie.
There's no getting around it, it fucking hurts like hell.
Fuck! Get the diamonds!
Oh, shit!
- What'd you think happened right there? - It's embarrassing.
- Hang on! - Hold still! Hold still!
- Just smell it. - Ehren, smell it.
Man.
Get off!
That is disgusting, man.
It's good! With pig entrails.
- It helps. - I'll give you something to play with, pal.
God damn, this is the BMX Tug-of-War.
That sucked.
- Get up! - Come on, Butter...
Raab's putting a fucking tampon on.
- Oh, no. - Oh, yes.
I passed out. I must've fallen down and broken something,
Do another snooter.
Okay, this is called the Golf Course Airhorn.
I'm not too excited about this skit.
Now, the best way to think of the whale sharks
I ran straight into a crocodile. What the hell.
Where are my intestines? Are they in that area?
Who's gonna do the gooch?
Kick her ass!
- Fuck. - Fuck.
More pain. That's it.
You all right?
I had a few to drink when I signed that, too, so...
Oh, child!
My impression of Johnny Knoxville. Something like this.
Keep your head up! Keep your head up!
Look, look, look! Look around the corner.