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Yeah. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Okay, so I go back and I tell her not to do the experiment.
And the "UN" un-nazied the world forever.
- Thank you! - Rita!
Kick ass
The economy was in a state of deep neglect.
First, however, there was the difficult challenge of gaining his trust.
The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330...
Idiocracy IRL
now unvanquish the four horsemen! mejdu j k kdk kdmkc ksjkck osk j wicki
Your floor... your floor is now clean.
Oh, shit, I'm pregnant again!
Look, Rita, you gotta understand that Upgrayedd's been dead for a long time now.
Welcome to the Time Masheen.
Then I'll spend the rest of my life trying to fix it.
But why
! i won't hazy maze cave i'm here to protect you. now what did i tell ya a few minutes (rips curvy leg hairs out) now no curvy leg hairs you're poker straight now! thank you! irerings 5 firerings ok ok betrayal thompson what did i tell ya a few minutes ago? thank you now stay poker straight! super lax hay cave course 11394 unlocked!
Shouldn't I train this guy?
Georgia's in Florida, dumbass.
Waters got what microbes/viruses crave
Your floor is now clean.
I guess this is good-bye then.
Kamala explains the Russia and Ukraine conflict 2022 SOTU
- What? Oh, no. No! - Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
Besides, you do a kick-ass job...
You in bed with a stranger.
Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir.
Chill out.
Mr. President! Mr. President, I need to talk to you.
- I'm good at this. - Good at what? Sittin' on ass?
that Joe would solve all their problems.
and prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's head...
This is gonna be so sad. I hope I don't cry.
Exactly! We Need More Smart People. With An IQ Of OVER 9,000
Still, he does a pretty good job, eh?
'
Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
This one goes in... Your ear....
Yeah, back that thing up.
That’s an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
but he did see a problem that he might actually be able to solve.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's me grandma now and she's got fake chompers! oh congratulations to her! i hope you'll chuck that evil table out she broke her hip on.
WORD IS BEEF SUPREME MAY COME OUT OF RETIREMENT
Yeah, this is your fault. This shit started happening when we switched to water!
Unaware of what year it was...
if you put water on the crops, it might actually...
They've tested it on dogs and everything.
- Oh, yeah. - Discreetly.
There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man...
carl bain and kerry mummey. phuong bradford and steven dang.
The Human Hibernation Project...
and had a total of 32 kids...
Upgrayedd agreed to loan us Rita for exactly one year...
Given enough time, Joe's plan might have worked.
- What? - Oh, goddamn it.
YEAH, i LIKE MONEY THOUGH
This one... no.
And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence...
- You know, scientists? You know? - Uh.
- Tastes like Gatorade. - Is that that Brawndo stuff?
Man, he don't seem too bright. You sure he knows where he's going?
Hi. Excuse me. I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.
Look, Rita, get Frito.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell makes useless rolls with with her grandkids now that that do nothing oh she’s moved on! well i hope her grandkids find a job in doing nothing.
So, put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo.
- Hey! - Oh, oh, okay.
Well, it's not my sperm count.
I have decided...
could somehow magically travel through time...
Oh. If I had some money and a room at the White House...
But SBDs got what bidbots crave. It's got electrolytes.
With two D's, as he says, for a double dose of his pimping.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Please confirm your last name, "Sure." - My...
- Put your hands up! - Don't move! Freeze!
We had a little less luck in finding a female researcher's dream within our ranks...
Uh, "Rehabil... rehabilate...
How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator
who's filling in for lisa frame-smith? johanne fife.
Fuck you penis
- Forgot what it was for. - Huh.
Navy Medical
Hey, I could have you disbarred... disbarred... for what you did to me.
Yo Hi
And there was a time in this country, a long time ago...
spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla. i told you to sprinkle before we left the towers. i didn't have to sprinkle it then.
Costco has detected a dangerous fugitive in aisle 16,702.
he's gonna do it all in one week.
I open a savings account in your name.
the brand-new Assdozer!
Hi, uh, I was in an army experiment, and I'm not feeling so well.
See, uh, just not a lot of moisture. Have you got the map?
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up!
Go away, debatin'
And it breaks all the time 'cause some smart guy made it a long time ago.
There's a bunch of whores in the hallway.
Kick ass!
we got secret service guys with huge guns protecting us, okay?
and that they wanted water.
who's filling in for toni heppard? brett multy.
He's my lawyer. And he's not a very good one either.
frozen in their prime, for use when they are needed most.
All right.
- But I got a solution. - That's what you said last time, dipshit!
I guess I owe you one.
and the F. C. C...
Today I step into the shoes of a great man...
- Hurry up, asshole! - Come on!