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I've got a 3 point plan to fix *EVERYTHING* Number one, we got this guy, not sure
Yes! Yes!
Fart fart
She already is here. That must mean I didn't go back in time, right?
With no natural predators to thin the herd...
Hey. Hey, I know. Let's put toilet water on it. huh?
and get you a jail job while you're being a particular individual in jail.
Say, would you guys mind if we had a little moment together? Alone?
They're being all weird and hush-hush about it.
Goddamn, shit's changed in a year.
South Carolina, "whassup?"
Joe was arrested for not paying his hospital bill...
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
and another bucket that holds five gallons...
- I would be like, "It's mine, all night!" - Listen. Cut it out!
- Yeah. - And you made me get in the car? I got two strikes, asshole!
- Now you know why he built that bomb. - Yeah.
- and Frito will give you a hand with it. - Why?
Come in here and not shut up.
That's how come he's making you secretary of interior.
I got a three-point plan to fix everything.
According to Trump, russia defeated Hitler?! The ignorance and stupidity of this man has no bounds.
- Do somethin' smart. - Yeah.
I could wait so good
give it up for beef supreme
and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
Don't worry, scrote. Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.
oh god even you wouldn't get into god's gym with those tracticals! and you won't get into god's gym with those nonappricallregardlinghuttrrasokis!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
- but I can't accept it, sir. - What? Why?
transformers have what
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell has grandkids now and she's a grandma now. oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll enjoy her grandkids. and reture with christine taylor and suzanne broad.
You know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answers.
Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help.
I thought it would be bigger
like, you know what I mean? Like...
Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle.
You gotta stop this thing. He was right about the water.
many of our best pilots, soldiers and military leaders...
Let's get ready to rehabilitate Not Sure!
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
It's you. Oh, man, I really love your show.
some "techmological" differences...
God, no. That just wouldn't make any sense.
Shit. Hang on a second.
Upgrayedd
It's been 500 years? Oh, hell, no!
He said, "Man, whatever.
the star of Ow! My Balls! Hormel Chavez!
- No, I'm serious here. - Don't worry, scrot.
Oh, really?
Yeah, what if this time machine don't work?
Joe was elected the president of America.
Mmm, girl. Oh, yeah? So when we gonna do it?
MATT LIKE DUDES SUCK MY BUTTHOLE!
Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
I don't care. Come on!
Tell people to read books.
Well, don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin'...
Hey, come on, Joe. I already told you...
Okay, sir, we're comin' in.
Oh, my God!
- Yeah. - I can't hear you!
Uh, it's, like, far.
bigger than the Dildozer, bigger than the Ass Blaster...
And now the dude that everybody came here to see...
- you know, I think I'm actually gonna kinda miss 'em. - Yeah.
Uh, rehabil... rehabilate...rehabalation?
Yeah suck one
I had some pretty bad habits back there that I don't want to fall into again.
We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Uh, the toilet. - Be right back.
You understand? So I'll be right back.
Then you just, like, back it up. And then you...
Number one, we got this guy, Not Sure.
Get Your Hands Off Of My Junk
You know, he helps me sell the paintings and shit.
Now, prosecutor, why you think he done it?
That guy got hit in the balls.
Oh yeah baby I can wait so good
- So act smart! - Smart like you?
Into that dust storm, Frito.
BUT, UH, IT SAYS ON YOUR CHART THAT YOU FUCKED UP.
So? Shut up, 'cause you broke my house.
You're unbillable.
My-My-My joints are all achy and I...
- So you smart, huh? - No, no.
I'm sorry. I am being a big dumb ass. Sorry.
Please proceed to the diagnostic area on the right...
Hey! She's not puttin' out?
- Yeah. - What?
after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital!
coming out of retirement just to pound Not Sure's ass...
- Hey, you still on the clock! - Yeah, girl.
'cause the pay me every time I do!
What happens is, the drugs will kick in, we drift off to sleep...
'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.
Two?
Yeah Bill, people really like what we're doing Yeah John, I agree too and they don't have a problem with the price
I got sat on my face and everything. Maybe check those files back there?
Yes.
Yeah.