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Uh-oh, Newberger's talking to somebody.
Sell a shoe, Al.
but, you know, it's a parole violation.
Can you say... "duh-eeee?"
Thank you.
Oh, how wonderful!
Listen.
Honey, you may not believe this now,
Doesn't Mom look fantastic?
Bring it home, baby!
Oh, Steve never loses a sock.
you're not smart enough to get an equivalency diploma,
has white hair,
Now I have a red and a green one.
he's gonna go for some other slut.
All right. Now, watch me.
It's where I'm important.
Something dark, something deep, something sinister,
comes up with a brilliant idea...
Daddy, did you talk to the principal?
Kelly!
Steve taps.
"Cher to wed 21-year-old alien."
the rest of us feel better about ourselves.
They can't let go, can they?
Try saying something nice to Principal Wicker.
when we got married, you know.
on those lonely nights
Think back to when you were a little girl...
but honey, we're not rich enough to send you to private school,
until the night of your dance recital.
What is Oprah telling you to do with our socks?
don't invite you to their parties.