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Oh, by the way, you are jealous.
I'll direct him to your desk.
I mean, obviously, not good, but, uh...
who's always beating up the other guys
Where-- where's Stewart?
As was I.
Right. Right. Close the door on your way out, please.
I'll handle this myself.
He was this friend of ours who...
Pretty elaborate revenge for a tuna sandwich,
I had nothing to do--
I don't want you to get upset.
I'm not coming on to you, Dave.
I've been hearing this for the past five minutes, Bill.
All right.
What is it? More cheesecake shots of Teri Hatcher?
Oh...
Stewart.
Look, why is he being like this?
Of course. There you are.
Right. Exactly.
I don't call any of my ex-girlfriends
Last night, I tried to use my bank card.
Whoa.
What?
Jimmy, good to see you.
I know you probably think I'm overreacting, but--
Columbia Broadcasting System! 1 year old!
Gluing your pencils together
How much do you love her?
That is not true.
I tell you, whoever Bill's got
Oh...
I'm not stringing Stewart along.
[CHORTLING]
is coming through my headphones?
I'm giving it back to you, you idiot.
You're stringing him along like a cheap kite,
1...2...
That's my boy.
Bill. Bill.