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What?
What did you expect me to do?
It's her fault.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
And a stringer-alonger
How long did you talk?
[SNICKERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, gang, what's the 411?
Dave. What?
Yes, you are. Where are you going?
was the most childish stunt I ever pulled,
Oh, my.
Good.
Stewart's a terrific guy, yes,
Who's Howie Maxwell?
You know the way that Howie--
Salsa-- the pulse of the Caribbean.
Oh, God.
I am not involved.
I do not, and the word is "moneymaker."
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
How often do you make love with your lover?
[GIGGLING]
You're jealous.
"Eat it."
Listen, Dave,
You don't want to set
write and record a song called "Come back, Lisa"?
[TURNS TELEPHONE OFF]
that island rhythm can be.
I'm going to go fax my new words around,
We just won $94.
Thank you very much,
There.
Too late for that, Jim.
But Stewart wants to have coffee with me tomorrow.
I'll deal with you later.
Jeez, I don't know-- two months.
Don't ever show me a photo like that
Catherine, Bill, why don't you leave Joe
to screw with your head
I'll just stop talking to him, okay?
Who wouldn't be?
No, no. You're dumped.