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Yeah, and you're stringing Stewart along,
Uh, Dave's jealous
Do you get all your lines from fortune cookies?
Envy not that which not need be possessed.
I am not jealous.
You are dumped.
[SHUDDER]
5479.
ever since you broke up with him?
Hey, Joe, what do you know?
I've got a few ideas of my own.
That sucks.
All right. Come on, you two.
from a guy who bases his whole life
like a lovesick teenager--
Actually, now you're starting to sound
I don't know. I think 7:00.
Catherine, I had no idea.
Shut up.
Yahtzee!
No! I've been there.
Very good.
Oh. Thank you.
in front of your boss, isn't it?
because Lisa's still stringing Stewart along.
We are just friends, no matter what kind
I'll be home tonight when you're done here, thanks.
Alan, I think I'd like to hear about those specials now.
It's not mine. I swear.
Your Stewart?
would not bring her new boyfriend
[CONTINUES IN SPANISH]