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Okay. But you're not jealous.
I actually have to, uh...
Maybe that's because I need advice
Forget it. We are through.
You're insane. And you're lying.
That's probably why you're so jealous...
No, you won't.
But Catherine's just going to find another way
Oh, yeah?
and I really thought that we were friends.
So how long has it been?
Oh, Stewart? Yeah.
Yeah, I can fix it,
It would seem so.
You're actually considering it.
Thanks, Bill.
And what exactly is the problem?
I'm sorry. He hung up.
Every Star Trek geek and internet goon in the country
It's like everybody's going absolutely bitchcakes today.
He's so funny.
7:00. Okay.
That one doesn't make a lot of sense,
Hey. I've been there.
I think the three of us should have dinner some time.
Weird Al Yankovic.
and, quite frankly,
because Stewart's not in prison.
I'm on the phone, Matthew. Take three steps back.
You robbed me of my gender.
Hey, Big Moose.
You staked out my apartment?
Do we hear wedding bells?
Don't hang up. Don't hang up.