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♪ Ask me a riddle and I reply
OK, here he comes again now, folks,
♪ It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of
I will do impressions of great movie actors from great movies.
Ha. Bare. Get it? I'm a bear. No one on the stage.
Goes like this...
(♪ fanfare)
(gasps)
♪ Why does a chicken? I don't know why
Jealous? Moi? (laughs)
Oh, you know I did, Kermit, especially our love scene. Whoo!
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
There's a wire for you.
♪ No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
In a pig's eye - I mean, in a person's eye!
it sends a shudder through my body. Wonderful.
George, will you move the body?
There's no question in my mind. No answer, either.
What happened? What happened?
♪ It's time to light the lights
Hii-yah!
♪ For all my life
Well, that does it, folks.
And when I look into your eyes, I'm spellbound.
Hii-yoo! Wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang!
Well, not very much like Fozzie Bear.