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Yes, ma'am.
I'm sorry, I'm very sorry.
I am gonna show you.
You listen to me.
It's all right, it's accepted.
Don't do it!
( cheers and applause )
Don't play blackjack!
And...
I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE DELI D E E L I I I I
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Sorry?
( sighing )
"you will not make jokes about gambling,
I just...
Okay, all right.
and my own show on daytime, an Emmy,
( Louie ) I-- I don't know who made the rules
He's a billionaire and you--
so that you wouldn't kill yourself.
Why are you hearing extra letters?
You have no idea.
Here, that's not worth a thing.
He was really nice to me.
You know what's wrong with you guys?
"the N-word or the D-word.
It's just a noise, I'm sorry.
you just don't want to keep your mouth shut
"Joan, your vagina's gonna drop,"
Yes, I had no idea.
"you will not disparage Donald Trump,
( man ) Nah.
Thank you very much.
I don't do blow jobs! Okay, I'm sorry!
Uh, can I get some milk, pase?
That's the whole point.
I'll put in your release.
Their balls-- You sit a man over 50 on the toilet,
Sunshine Deli.