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"you will not make jokes about gambling,
that you won't break any of these rules,
I DO I DRAW
( sighing )
Forget everything or just OJ?
Okay.
I'm not into being punitive.
Please, drink a big glass of water
or I'm gonna have to fire you.
What do you expect?
That's what you whine like.
Yeah, but come on.
I'm like that way as a father, too.
If my mother had said to me,
Sorry, we don't have.
Good, all right. That would be great.
Without a brassiere, I could nurse China from the bedroom.
so you gotta watch Daddy shit water out of his asshole.
Michael?
Everything-- My ass--
I think his name is Sam.
you're in the lounge.
I am a million years old.
Yeah, great.
I'm a woman!
Oh.
You were just little.
What the...
I'm a mother.
Folks, why are you giving your mon*** to Donald Trump?
How many you want?
Got any good gossip?
You want 60 bananas.
Are you a trust-fund baby that you quit?
I woke up six years ago, I said,
with my kids standing there watching me,