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- If I had one- - Just trying to bring a smile to you folks.
Girls!
You'll never use this thing in the garage. it's too drafty.
Now mount that beast.
The best pickup line is a tight pair of Dockers.
Lily, do you know why I'm able to relax and read this paper today?
- He said, "No gifts, please." - imagine how Pepper would say that.
- It won't budge! - What the hell is this wood made of?
I respect a woman who can raise a family and have a full-time job.
This is literally the first tree we saw.
I can't tell, 'cause I-I only took French, and je parle un peu
Oh, Phil, give it up.
Get up.
We are?
Call around. Get us on some lists. You have to do something.
Sorry, kids. it looks like we've run out of coats and toys.
His invitation said "No gifts, please."
Oh! You knocked me down.
Why am I killing myself?
Family members should treat each other with love and respect.
But I shouldn't take it out on you just 'cause I have a lousy mom.
After all, she's my mother.
Okay. Wake up!
Hey! How are my do-gooders?
I did it. I did it!
so someone needs to go to the mall.
Now I can't even remember how the old stuff tastes.
I remember when you used to get into the same bed on Christmas Eve...
What?
No. We're not doing this again.
Just picture that.
And don't be so modest.
Except for this machine in the bedroom, ladies.
Just hit the gas.
- Now you're just making up words. - I'm drawing a line in the sand.
They fill you full of freebies.