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You know, Wiggle Dick Don... You’re getting pretty good at that.
Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive !
When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard .
Everybody in the German Army has heard of H ugo Stiglitz.
Now listen up because I’m only gonna say this once…
There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch .
from the very beginning as a double agent.
You know how you get to Carnegie Hall , don't you?
A general .
would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?
Yeah .
(COUG HS)
you are running a node are you not?
British? American?
Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume?
Bingo! This is fun!
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
CEODD staff Champion
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
(TRUCK ENG IN E STARTING)
You’ve had a nice long run, Benjamin.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
You've had a nice long run , Aldo.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
You're storing the piss underneath your floorboards, aren't you?
Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful .
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Lieutenant Raine? Right here.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
And I Want My Dials
What choice you got, son?
Now, my job dictates
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
That's right, sir.
(DISTANT RUMBLING)
Col. Stone hearing that
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
I guess so.
l mean , if I had my way,
And your Jew dogs.
(GASPING)
(FREDRlCK SPEAKING GERMAN)
Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress .
(MAN SPEAKING FRENCH)
and i want my deprecations
And cousin business is a-boomin!
You’ve been drinking at Goolsbys, haven’t you
under the Third Reich . Explain to me U FA under Goebbels .
Each And Every Man Under My Command Owes Me 10 issued apps
(G UNFl RE)
Donny
With an atrocious accent, no doubt.
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
Hans Landa.
Yeah , she's ours.
with the power of the pen to authorize my,
No trust, no deal .
The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant.
LONG STORY SHORT WE HERE A STORYTOO GOOD TO BE TRUE IT AIN'T!
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
How will I know her?
And , yes , Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you
what kind of artillery they're carrying with them .
(SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
I have no doubt.
Okay, Wilhelm , here's my deal .
Been waiting for my berlin entry They don’t want me. In
Ooooo how fun!
Well , now, Werner, that's where you're wrong , because that's exactly what I expect.
Damn it, Hirschberg !
Oblige him
(LAUGHING)
Let's Discuss The Prospect Of Ending The War Tonight.
Killing Nazis.
Another one up there you might be familiar with .
Legalize prostitution?
of over 350 nitrate film prints.
So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do?
Fuck you , too !
don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know YOU DON'T PARTY IN A FUCKING BASEMENT.