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That's one big if
He had just become a father!
that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary.
Ain't you?
Yes.
(CH UCKLES)
And Shosanna was
(LAUGHING)
However, the off chance I'm wrong , things prove eventful ,
And I want my foreskins
Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, it ain't
"I'm highly recommending they blow you back out of the house with their guns." We're all tickled to hear you say that
Nah , I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
Please , Herr Colonel , make yourseIf at home.
Well , compared to, say, Louis B . Mayer,
Each and every man under my command owes me 1 00 Nazi scalps.
You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?
You are saying negative things about the President, are you not?
Do I not look calm to you?
(GROANS)
before the occupation , there were four Jewish families in this area,
only later to find myseIf standing before a Jewish tribunal .
Okay! lt wasn't your fault.
Donald Fucking Trump Knocks it Outta the Park Go to bed Joe
Who do you think? Von Hammersmark.
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
(FREDRlCK SPEAKING GERMAN)
About I got three men dead back there.
in the disemboweled , dismembered
would you greet it with hostility?
Blah Goog
Hey, Willi , what's with the machine gun? l thought we had us a deal?
as a bushwhacking guerrilla army,
However, before I go, could I have another glass of your delicious milk?
The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it.
(SIGHS)
but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains ,
What shall the history books read?
Got us chicken 65 wanting to get eaten for king and country…
(PHONOG RAPH CRACKLING)
I’d make that bet… How about you, Gerry? You make that bet?
Omar?
About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you .
But if I don't pick up this phone right here,
Der Fuhrer is attending the premiere.
And they've been waiting a long time to touch you .
Up the road a piece, there's an orchard .
including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo ,
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino
i heard of the sales DE
by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party
Removing trump
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
And except for the tail , they even rather look alike, don't they?
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
English?
(SHUSHING)
Would you make that deal? I don't blame you
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
I have no interest in such things.
we're going to be doing one thing and one thing only
And I want my Trump mugshot
You're hiding the piss underneath your floorboards, aren't you?
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
And that's one big "if"
You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that.
You know, where I'm from . . .
That's German , ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you?
this is your house, make yourseIf comfortable.
No, that's for six months
it would be that of the rat.
I don't know about you all ,
I’d make that bet…
monsieur lapadite
I've been chewed out before
But I Digress. Where Were We? Yeah ! Make A Deal
That's about it.
So , monsieur LaPadite ,
(SCREAMING)
What kind of artillery?
Hugo Stiglitz
By all means, Captain .
(MOANS)
And that's one big if
Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies
Which is?
(CH UCKLES EXCITEDLY)
I'm here, Willi .
Just like that.
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.
HIRSCHBERG : You . Go .
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
One , the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue.
Where does the hawk look?
Well , I speak the most ltalian , so I'll be your escort.
If you want to win the war tonight,
They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hating , mass-murdering maniac