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We black actors.
(audience) Yeah.
I can't take this money, man, this money ain't clean, man.
um, gettin' back surgery.
Hot sauce!
Dave, I'm in the operating room,
You know, one of the things in Hollywood is,
The Brady Show. The Brady Show.
she is a great critic.
and Bryant Gumbel.
Aaah!
Hey, Joe Rogan, is it almost lunchtime?
Thank you.
All right, Rita, Tyrone, here is your final stunt.
Say what?
Five minutes and 42 seconds.
Yeah... (no voice)
Hey!
I say a little prayer for you.
Suit yourself, Dave.
I know the spot.
Let's start the show. Oh whoa.
You got any dem BBQ tuna rolls?
Goddamn, man, you got a daytime emmy, nigga.
I didnt know you liked to get wet
No no no, no no no!
The two people that can spend the most time on those coals
because the shock is really your body's way of
Brooksie, I didn't know you like to get wet
"hey, look, you know what?
I can't eat all of it.
Brooksie, I didn't know you like to get wet
Congratulations, you advance automatically.
All you have to do is eat a little bit
Can you step out of the car, please?
but we expect you back for a third.
What you mean, calm down?
It's me, nigga, it's Dave, baby.
Well, actually, I'm not sorry.
Awww, shit! It’s the 100 Gallon Boys!!
Whoo!
(laughing)
Time! Eight seconds.
You got anymore of that playoff football?
I'ma get my show back! My show back!
We got company.
Remember me?
(laughter & applause)
I'd like to see that.