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So, venting is lying.
Okay, Sarah, bring it.
Oh, hi.
Shh! Eddie...
She did not agree.
The customer who filed the complaint
What war? Whatever war. Doesn't matter.
Ooh. Share your findings.
You know how loud that man makes the TV?
And I will never get in the way of that.
then I went and found her manager
Sarah, you're not fired.
This is Sarah, Sarah?
March 24th was my steak birthday.
And that's whore-face, the woman who stole my husband.
I'm glad she's going to the bathroom
Hi, sweetie.
Well, spit it out, man. How old is she?
_
because her mouth belongs in the toilet.
You're the result of the problems in my marriage,
I'll let you have it for $15.
He's actually none of those things...
Mnh-mnh, no.
from Sarah McLachlan's "Fumbling Towards Ecstasy."
then I'm writing a report on her.
I licked both your bread slices.
Nicole, the plan was,
What the hell are you doing here?
are the ones with the spaghetti stains.