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- Stop it. Listen. - Oh, my God, I'm crazy.
- I can't... - (gasps)
You half Italian?
(sobbing): Oh, geez.
♪ She's in love ♪
Everyone knows that, right, Mrs. Hernandez?
But I, uh... it's funny.
Well, with school and baseball, uh...
you mentioned you didn't know anyone in town.
♪ I'm primpin' and pluckin' ♪
Well, I'm what they call a full one-eighth.
- Yeah, yeah. - Okay.
No, I'll just...
What's the deal with you and Josh?
I do not like the judge in that case.
So, I got accepted
(car honks repeatedly)
- Pretty-pretty simple. - (laughs)
It takes a few minutes to load, but it's very informative.
_
Just 'cause Facebook says he's single.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll iChat you or something.
And I care, too.
He's built like a brick house.
I mean, her Jew
Happy.
Sorry, kids, you can't practice tuba anymore.
♪ Accidentes ♪
I am talking about my daughter.
- Really? - Yeah.
I-I think maybe we should take a break.
This is fantastic, right? I know.
♪ A random just by chance ♪
(phone chimes) Hold on one second.
Everybody here calls me “Chief”"
I will come back later...
we have ever seen.
I'm sorry, you were saying?
That sounds racist, but he named himself that
That's, like, really sad.
When I sang my solo,
JOSH (echoing): Everyone is happy, happy, happy.
if we play this right, one day,
and I reached out to Josh, but...
I am just as smart as you are, Miss Snooty Shoes.
Okay. Are you sure?
get beers with my buds, skateboard.
Oh, yes, skating on boards, fun.
♪ I'm gigglin' and layin' ♪
“A-men.” “Ah-men”?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
he hasn't gotten back to me,
why get stuck in a rat race?
Work and, um...
Exactly. All right. This is why you need me.
I would be proud to be your friend,
Wow.
(whistling jaunty tune)
Yeah? No friends in town?
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, I'll stop.