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is that Conor hasn't slept in two weeks because of that dog's barking...
There's, like, nine of them around me.
Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you.
- Go on, Marley. You have to go. - Oh, baby, please focus. Focus.
Maybe 10%% of dogs survive this kind of a thing.
You are now the world's worst dog.
Congratulations. Good work.
Ten years ago I was doing bong hits and playing Donkey Kong.
- He's not coming back. - Marley?
There were 11 thunderstorms while you were gone.
And these are kisses.
[Whispering] It's July, and I think I can see my breath.
- Reminded him of a poodle. - Never bring him back.
is that you are one of them!
I don't know. Maybe I'm sick of my column.
Will you watch him then for me?
Think about it. Possible?
[Jenny] Marley, stop!
So your wife is Jenny Havens?
And be sure to lock the doors and windows before you go to sleep.
- That kid's not even me. - [Dog Barks]
Are you kidding me?
- All right? - [Barks]
Okay, Janice, make him look pretty.
He’s coming home
NO GOD! NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO GOOOD! PLEASE NO! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Arnie] Grogan!
Stay here.
Dirty remarks
Shiny, happy people
No! No! No! No.
Honey?
- I don't. - I know, but you love your work and-
You were-You were just saying-
Yo dude um What are you doing John Are you kidding me Colleen is not gonna like you anymore
- All right. - I'm gonna give you some time.
I got that. About halfway through I picked it up.
No. Marley.
Pretty good day.
I got a guy down there says he can put me next to Pablo Escobar.
Hey, good to know.
The old pro moves back. He looks for a little separation.
he is the alpha male of the pack...
Marley, you can't go through a screen door.
- But not to him. - Well, you got a fighter here.
- What do you mean? - Well, I mean, you having sex?
Is it- Is it too early to tell the sex?
- But I screamed- - Okay, now, just sit down. Just sit down.
We can still surprise ourselves.
Oh, yeah. 'Course, you'd know that if you ever read my column.
Family that gave her up didn't even know she was pregnant.
[John] It's not gonna be so bad, buddy.
That's me, and that crazy hound I'm chasing is Marley...
Remember, this was supposed to be a three-year house.
ass-kissing gift never jumped to mind.
He's not strong enough.
- Jesus. - I need a little help here.
- Actually, I'm- - Ready? Here we go.
Patrick, do you wanna say something?
That is evil with a dog face that is humping my leg and peeing on your carpet.
"I hope you like heaven and that there's lots to chew on.
I'm just calling to let you know that there's a naked woman in your bed.
You know what? Not today.
Oh, and these blankets are woolen. Good heat in 'em.
Whoa. Down, boy. Easy with the enthusiasm.
Your brother, Conor Richard Grogan. "
Nope.
It's just beautiful.
- What is it based on? - Yeah, the reason why I ask...
Marley, stop.
Couple months, you guys can try again.
like everything's great, when there are issues.
Hey. Hey. Marley. Marley.
somehow standing in the backyard...
Oh, now-And step three-
Those days are over for us, amigo.
- Thank you. Come on, honey. - Can you get that door?
I read your columns every week.
- You too. - They got better looking fescue
Is anybody home?
Yeah, but it's a big story.
I still feel you in there.
- Your wife's on the phone. She said it's important. - Okay, I'll be right there.
Uh-uh. I think they cut that.
- It's a really solid piece. - Thanks.
Marley, come on. It's just thunder.
Water running
But don't beg, Marley.
Stay. Marley, no.
Are you ready for your birthday present?
Hut!
- Methane leak. - Methane?
It's five minutes of you.
and with this little stunt, you moved into number one.
No! No! Oh, my God! No! Please God! No! No!
Which shows you gotta dream big...
So, tell me-What made you leave the estimable...
When you got older. More dignified.
It's not good. 'Cause we don't have to.
- Hey, guys. - Hi.
- You didn't say anything. - I know. I'm sorry.
- [Laughs] - Unambiguous genitalia...
Aw, I can't tell you that, 'cause you know it's a lie.
- Why are you hesitating? - No, I'm thinking.
Nine weeks.
Okay, well, whatever you want. And then-
- No. - He's walking a very thin line.
- [Clears Throat] - Oh. Have you guys met my buddy Sebastian?
- Maybe I'll get on it right now. - There's a jewelry store on the corner.
- And God bless you. - God bless.
First of all, it's just an interview. You don't have the job yet.
No, no, trust me. He knows, and he resents the hell out of me.
- What? - It's just- It's exhausting sometimes, John.
Hey, all due respect, but does anybody ever read your column?